horse hockey

A tall tale that is so extravagant that there is no way anyone could ever believe it.
by jesster79 March 07, 2004
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Lame Horse

Something that is very lame and dysfunctional. So lame that if it were a three legged horse, you'd have to shoot it.
That TV show is so lame horse!

Your mom is such a lame horse!
by Kanderson March 23, 2009
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horse's arse

Something ugly, used or comparisons.
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
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Horse Trailer

Verb. To perform a horse trailer you need a truck with a rollbar, a horse trailer behind said truck, a friend to drive the truck, and obviously some nasty ho. What will be done is the ho is tied to the rollbar of the truck, with you pounding the bitch from behind, your friend drives the truck and trailer down the road, while the girl whinnies like a horse.
I was horse trailering this bitch when my buddy ran off the road killing her and the horse.
by oftrash July 29, 2009
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Horse Pumped

Your boss just horse pumped you for your pay raise...what a prick

I just horse pumped this bitch, my nuts are drained.
by Swiper.no.swiping August 06, 2008
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Jingle Horse

The N word for reindeers.
Person 1: Which Jingle Horse is your favorite?
Person 2: What the fuck did you just say.
by Xx_zer0c00l_xX December 10, 2021
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Horse Drawer

A kid (primarily female) in the back of the class room commonly seen wearing late 80s to early 90s style t-shirts which picture a horse or a wolf in front of a mountain, or forrest type landscape. These kids are very quiet and spend the majority of their time in class drawing pictures of horses and reading book which involve a young girl and her horse.

"Hey dude, do you see that girl in the back of the class?" "Do you mean the one in the tourist T-shirt from New Mexico circa 1989?" "Yeah, her. Do you know her name?" "No, but she's a fuckin' Horse Drawer."
by hurricanelanman January 19, 2009
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