goocher

wanna be pimp, player

someone who has no game, style, or moves...

Someone who tries to be a ladies man but hooks up with a roommates sister.

Could be a nice guy but tries to hard

by U Know Who February 17, 2005

Gooch Press

Gooch Press is the male version or equivalent of the kegel stretch or exercise for women.

Bobby has been doing the Gooch Press three times a week to help strengthen his core.

During her pregnancy Susie Q did her kegel exercises all day, and Bobby did the gooch press.

by schubby January 10, 2014

Gooche

A new word created by 2 girls in their Aparrel Development class in Goldsboro,NC.
We normally use it as a substitute for 'douchebag' or just basically calling someone a loser.

Nat: hahaha dude, what the fuck does does that guy have on??

Cat: haha, i don't know but he looks like a gooche!

Nat: hahaha, you just called him a gooche!

Cat: God we're so badass!

by God I'm so awesomeee! October 5, 2009

gooch hair

The hair of the hooch that only an "Ethan" would have.

Think that kid has gooch hair?
Yea, his names Ethan.

by pusypounderrrr January 6, 2014

goochburger

the sutra of biting a guys gooch with a peice of bread on top and bottom. smother in special sauce (not mcd's, HIS) for extra flavor.

"I had the BEST goochburger" - Kate
"Johhny's special sauce is best with Brian's Goochburger"-S.H* Richard Simmons



S.H = superhomo

by Legend. BPH February 20, 2009

Gooch

(Noun) A slang term for a Vietnamese woman's vagina.

During the war, the attackers would often result to kicking the offenders in their Gooch.

by mamabearwhiskey April 17, 2009

Sushi Gooch

An old folktale that came from japan many centuries ago. Mainly, it means that u have a stanky gooch that spreads throughout the butthole, and the testes, creating a sushi odor.

"Sir would you like to try our new special?"
"Sure, what would that be?"
"Fresh from the stove, hand made sushi gooch"
"YEA!"

by Area 51 March 5, 2005