Biting Goat

A biting goat is any novice outdoorsman that generally gets in the way, makes a nuisance of themselves, or otherwise inhibits the enjoyment of the outdoors or a particular sport/activity because of their lack of skill or knowledge or self-awareness. Synonym to “Jerry”

Me at the trailhead: Alright bois, look alive, the trails are thick with Biting Goats
The bois: Ah sh**

by BusterGotYost December 4, 2019

Goat in a box

Bat shit crazy people who bring goats into their camper

She has a goat in a box

by Bamabay19 June 7, 2019

Goat pumped

When a guy at the bar buys all of your drinks and is trying to fuck your friend but fist bumps you.

Friend: That old guy at the bar just bought me this drink.

Me: yeah cause he’s trying to fuck you.
*hours later*
Old guy goes up to friend and hugs her, fists bumps me.

The crowd goes wild
Everyone: he just goat pumped you!

by Jean468 June 20, 2019

Ugly Goat

a young person who always trynna get laid and seek for pleasure.

is boyfriend & girlfriend even a thing these days. fuck that. chase a bag, fuck bitches, live life. ~ Ugly Goat

by Ugly Goat August 3, 2019

Rafa The Goat

the greatest of all time youtuber. Call him a mailman because be never fails to deliver. His mindset is next level.

Person 1: Yooooo im so fucking bored at home. I dont have anything to do.

Person 2: Haha you need to watch Rafa The Goat. He’s just the best.

Person 3: Yoooo you watch Rafa The Goat too? Hes the better than Kendrix !

by realniggafrfr March 27, 2020

Goat Disease

The disability to stop being goated at everything

Dang bro I’m so goated I think I have Goat Disease.

by VERIFIED word March 30, 2020

Moon Goat

A baldheaded, slick back, no edges having, stomach hanging to her knees, flat foot size 12 shoe wearing, sleeping on your old mattress, think someone wants her man, jealous ass female

She’s a jealous ass MOON GOAT

by Little Ms. Petty Mack February 17, 2020