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Glazed Blueberry Donut

The sexual act of jerking off and while cumming jamming your cock through the hole of a blueberry donut presenting it for your sexual partner.
Brandon surprised me with a glazed blueberry donut for our anniversary last week.
by PeterBoner September 27, 2018
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Glazed

When you’re so fucking hammered that your eyes get glassy; the lights are on but nobody’s home.
Joe blacked out last night and was so glazed over he couldn’t form complete sentences.
by Bison69 October 21, 2018
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Glazed

being so high that your eyes are glossed over and you stare into one direction for no reason
Yo, Chad is fucking glazed.
by wasteman420x November 20, 2018
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Geezers day

Any day of the week where geezers get together to carry out geezer like activities, usually on a Friday or Saturday. This may include going to the pub or to the football
"Cameron, today is a Geezers Day, where geezers get together to be geezers. Let's hit the boozer"
by Jongers January 30, 2019
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glaze guts

To cover ones guts(insides) with a coating of any alcoholic substance.
Glaze Guts;
Generic bro #1: ”Yooo, glaze those guts, bro! Slam that shit, man, bro!”

Generic bro #2: ”Chill, bro. I’m doing it, bro.” *chugs extreme amounts of alcohol because of peer pressure*
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Geezer On A Bike

When you see an old man riding his bike down the road slowly and it's your choice if he gets hit by some toast.
This is how you could use Geezer On A Bike in a conversation.

You: Hey Milly! How's it going?
Milly: Good! I was just about to eat some toast (optional)
You: Oh well... Look at this geezer on his bike *points at him*
Milly: I can imagine him getting hit by toast
by TheGentleTard April 26, 2019
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GlaZe

"GlaZe" is the most homosexual, inbreeding joke of a gaming clan that spoons each other every night and punches innocent students (especially ones named Elih). GlaZe members are renowned to have not just micro penises but little brains and have never talked to a female in their entire life.
"Did you hear about BNO destroying GlaZe in a minecraft 1v1?" Also Elih is a cat.
by BNO Gang June 5, 2019
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