Guilt Fuck

Having sex with your partner after being yelled at for not having sex with your partner.

So after I let her cool off I went up and guilt fucked the hell out of her the way she wanted. It was all good after that.

She was like, "Don't be all trying to guilt fuck me."

"GOD Damn, I hope that wasn't a guilt fuck."

by Brother Sunday November 5, 2012

Guiche Piercing

A piercing on the area between the scrotum and the anus.

John thought a guiche piercing would spice up his sex life

by evergreen_angel January 26, 2015

guipe

A cutesy nickname instead of using the traditional word baby. Essentially, it implies being cute, sexy, or beautiful.

I love my guipe!
I love you my guipe!
I wanna see my guipey!

by Gainzington March 9, 2017

guiltner

"Guiltner" A family that sticks togather, no matter what. A high ranking family thats proven there worth to a trade or a relationship with a drug lord or cartel.. A family name thst fears nothing but themselves an name of the elite and true man kind,one who will never tale to less his or her time for a crim3 one who will fall but get up every time gett better and better with every fall. leaders of secrets and discreet place amount the all knowing and forth coming of any and all changes of an elite group or organization invited on into by an elder...

oh shit thats one of the "Guiltners" there true and neve fake

Guiltners never switch side do to bribes or money

by james guiltner smurf May 27, 2021

Glorified Guitar Hero Player

A person who plays music in a band or solo (most commonly Indie Rock or other hipster music) who has no or very little talent yet feels compelled to strut around or just generally act like a "Rock Star". Most commonly found in cities with "great music scenes" such as Austin or Seattle and simply revitalizes the idea of empty egotism over any substance. People who want to act like "Rock Stars" for the status symbol, but actually know very little about music itself. So therefore people with the exact same talent and delusional sense of self-importance that a person playing the video game "Guitar Hero" would feel.

I went to the show last night and it sucked, they were all just a bunch of Glorified Guitar Hero Players douche bags.

by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009

Towel guilt

The guilt a man feels when he begins to dry his face with a towel before realising that he has used it the night before as a cum rag.

Man: "Hey can you pass me that towel?"

Woman: "Yea sure" (passes the towel) "What's wrong?"

Man: "I've got some serious towel guilt. I forgot I used it as a cum rag last night."

by breeski December 16, 2010

The guillotine

A 'practical joke' that involves lifting the seat of a toilet, and intricately defecating on the front lip of the bowl. You then delicately place the toilet seat on top on the freshly laid nugget, and evacuate the stall.

Ideally, your intended victim will come along to enjoy their peaceful abulution, drop their pants and proceed to sit down.

The result of their bodyweight on the toilet seat will sever a section of turd and eject it like Mary Antoinette's head into the victims awaiting pants.

Everything going to plan, you will have successfully shat in someone's pantaloons while they are wearing them. And probably irrevocably burned any bridges of friendship in the process.

Mark laid the guillotine in the camps mess toilet. Now they have taken all the seats away since we clearly can't be trusted.

by C Spiceyweiner June 12, 2018