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Urban Fucktard
All the single, horny children that add girls' first names and make the definition "hottest woman ever ohhhh." Or, they post their friends' names as condoms, different lengths of penises, or references to types of porn.
*scrolling through Urban Dictionary*
Jesus Christ, it's Jason... Porn.
This must've been posted by an Urban Fucktard.
Jesus Christ, it's Jason... Porn.
This must've been posted by an Urban Fucktard.
Urban Fucktard by _JK_ May 12, 2018
Dumb Ass Fucktard
Steve: “holy shit that Dumbass Fucktard just cut us off.”
Brian: “That was a cross walk.”
Dumb Ass Fucktard: a dumb asshole whose fucking retarded.
Brian: “That was a cross walk.”
Dumb Ass Fucktard: a dumb asshole whose fucking retarded.
Dumb Ass Fucktard by Needlebeetle69 September 18, 2020
Broke Dick Fucktard
A Broke Dick Fucktard is an anal wart on society.
AKA : BDF
You can easily find the broke dick fucktard in the crowd by:
1 - The atrocious odor! (The only time A BDF has been known to bathe is in the delousing spray at the local Jail)
2 - The shifty eyes (A BDF will continually look toward his favorite shopping place. Your dumpster.)
3 - The over-inflated ego (A BDF will always tell you a better way to do it, for he/she is an expert.)
4 - The BDF will have always had some "awesum job" even if only for a week or two.
IE: A rodeo clown or maybe underwater welder.
5 - A BDF is a leach. (A BDF will not contribute to anything but stupidity!)
Beware of your local BDF. From a distance they seem like any other normal citizen.
It is only at close range where you can smell their severe odor and see their contribution to the gradual increase stupidity world wide!)
It is recommended that you keep your distance from any suspected BDF. The CDC has not issued any warnings about the condition being contagious yet but we suspect that the population is expanding at an alarming rate!
AKA : BDF
You can easily find the broke dick fucktard in the crowd by:
1 - The atrocious odor! (The only time A BDF has been known to bathe is in the delousing spray at the local Jail)
2 - The shifty eyes (A BDF will continually look toward his favorite shopping place. Your dumpster.)
3 - The over-inflated ego (A BDF will always tell you a better way to do it, for he/she is an expert.)
4 - The BDF will have always had some "awesum job" even if only for a week or two.
IE: A rodeo clown or maybe underwater welder.
5 - A BDF is a leach. (A BDF will not contribute to anything but stupidity!)
Beware of your local BDF. From a distance they seem like any other normal citizen.
It is only at close range where you can smell their severe odor and see their contribution to the gradual increase stupidity world wide!)
It is recommended that you keep your distance from any suspected BDF. The CDC has not issued any warnings about the condition being contagious yet but we suspect that the population is expanding at an alarming rate!
Hey baby keep your distance from that Hoyt guy. He smells like the biggest Broke Dick Fuctard I ever had the misfortune to experience! OMG the whole group of them seem to be Broke Dick Fucktarded!
Broke Dick Fucktard by Hwytech March 8, 2021
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