Fred Flintstone, or Fred, is a placeholder name for any man whose name you do not know that fits the following requirements:
Has a temper, impatient, womanizer, macho, overweight, hair is thinning, five o'clock shadow, blue collar, has a favorite bowling ball, mows the lawn three times a week, at least forty years of age, doesn't do "women's work", says words like "gizmo", "gadget", "reefer", and MonDEE, quotes Andrew Dice Clay five times a day, is homophobic, right-wing, listens to Bruce Springsteen and The Beach Boys, reads the periodicals, has a skin tag, watches the local news, has a landline phone, wife is a red-head, has a friend named Barney, daughter brought home a foreigner. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH Hank Hill, Charlie Brown, or Homer Simpson.
Has a temper, impatient, womanizer, macho, overweight, hair is thinning, five o'clock shadow, blue collar, has a favorite bowling ball, mows the lawn three times a week, at least forty years of age, doesn't do "women's work", says words like "gizmo", "gadget", "reefer", and MonDEE, quotes Andrew Dice Clay five times a day, is homophobic, right-wing, listens to Bruce Springsteen and The Beach Boys, reads the periodicals, has a skin tag, watches the local news, has a landline phone, wife is a red-head, has a friend named Barney, daughter brought home a foreigner. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH Hank Hill, Charlie Brown, or Homer Simpson.
Neighbor: Hey you! Stop all that swearing while you're outside! There's ladies here!
Guy: No problem Fred.
Neighbor: What was that!!!?
Scenario 2
Co-worker: If that yuppie intern keeps smart mouthing me, I'm gonna give him a knuckle sandwich!
Guy: Hey! Calm down Fred Flintstone. He's just a kid.
Co-worker: How many times do I have to tell you? My name's not Fred... WILMAAAAAAA!!!
Guy: No problem Fred.
Neighbor: What was that!!!?
Scenario 2
Co-worker: If that yuppie intern keeps smart mouthing me, I'm gonna give him a knuckle sandwich!
Guy: Hey! Calm down Fred Flintstone. He's just a kid.
Co-worker: How many times do I have to tell you? My name's not Fred... WILMAAAAAAA!!!
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The reaction that many caucasians experience while driving through a predominantly minority neighborhood.
While Fred and Beverly drove through the inner depths of the city, one could easily sense the repulsion they had for the surroundings the were around them. Every person that moved, any stray piece of trash caused Beverly to have a strong reaction of nervousness and apprehension. She was clearly suffering from an urban flinch.
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