ja-fake-an

(n.) A person who pretends to be jamaican. Usually slightly built, dreadlocks, talks unintelligible street slang and talks about babylon keeping a man down. Refers to himself as a yardie or similar. Always young and male.

Take off that stupid "adidihash" t-shirt you imbecile ja-fake-an.

by kung-fu jesus September 24, 2004

Fake Abs

A guy who has a 6 pack only because he is super skinny, not because he actually works out.

"Oh my god, have you seen his abs?"
"Hun, those aren't abs, they're fake abs, he's just too skinny"

by jdub496 May 21, 2009

fake-rape

When a female regrets having sex with a male, and makes up a story about how he raped her, to save face with her friends and with her self.

It most often occurs with college females, who after a night of heavy drinking, have sex with an equally as intoxicated male.

Many times, the female has been pursuing the uninterested male, and then feels embarrassed when he does not call the day after the sexual encounter.

Hey Matt--I can't believe you slept with that fat sea-cow from Sigma Delta last night. You must have been wasted big time!

"That's not the worst of it. She's pulling a fake-rape and I have to go talk to the police!"

by mike87111 December 17, 2011

fake

One who takes innumerable amounts of pictures of oneself (see: picture whore) in an attempt to appear naturally photogenic, and be able to conceal one's true mood or feelings towards another individual or clique.

Tom: Man, that Courtney girl is totally into the same shit as me, and she's smokin too!
Roy: Ah dude, forget about it, she's fake.
Tom: Oh. Damn.

by lmaobourghini June 11, 2006

Faire

slang for Renfaire or Renaissance Faire. It is a word usually used by cast, vendors, or regular visitors of a Renaissance Faire.

I can't wait to go to the Faire. I've been working all month on this new costume.

by Artemis201 January 4, 2012

Polk County Fake-Out

When you're having sex, right before climax you pull out, jizz in the girl's eyes then fart in her mouth.

Johnny gave Susie a Polk County Fake-out, she couldn't see where he ran off, but she sure as hell tasted what he had for lunch.

by dhw420 January 29, 2010

fake-over

A fake-over is when a person has a make-over using a multitude of props such as hair extensions, breast implants, fake eyelashes, spray tans, false nails, collagened lips and coloured contacts. This results in a fake/plastic/Barbie-like look completely different to the person's natural appearance. Very popular with aspirant "actresses" and "models", as well as bored, rich ladies of leisure.

Candy has completed her fake-over and now is indistinguishable from all the other girls at the casting.

by Rock Amethyst October 5, 2011