Filter Fart

when one farts while trying to hold in a poop in order to filter the fart surrounding the poop.

i damn near sharted myself over there. good thing i know how to filter fart

by Dumpology August 13, 2010

pea fart

Something very small and inconsequential.

"I'm tired of working for this pea fart organization", when you work for an organization of five people.

by xraydelta1 February 18, 2011

kissy fart

When a person creates a seal with their lips and pushes air onto another persons body part. The forced air breaks the seal and the vibrating lips cause a fart like noise to be produced.

Warning: kissy farts may cause laughter if those affected are ticklish.

I woke up laughing this morning to my girlfriend under the covers giving me a kissy fart on my kidney." "Wow, that sounds like a passionate dutch oven to me, you two are special, my kids laugh,cry and nearly pee themselves when i lay huge kissy farts on their tummies.""I feel bad for being mean to you that night. Thinking about it makes me wanna jump on you and give you kissy farts."

by menaphilbrax March 10, 2011

Fridge fart

The funky smell that escapes when opening and closing the fridge door releasing a combination of old food smells.

Q:phew, whats that smell?
A:I think it is a "fridge fart",I just got a drink from the fridge and the fridge farted!!
must be last weeks leftovers,

by please clean my fridge October 6, 2012

Drop Fart

A fart that stays were you left it. Usually very gasseous.

Drop farts are good, because they don't follow you like a normal fart does. Easy to walk away from them.

by Leatherneck65 October 9, 2012

Pressure Fart

Farts first thing in the morning that are high pressured, in high quantity and sometimes high pitched or squeeky. Often caused by your guts digesting overnight and disturbed by the sound of your alarm clock.

Getting ready for work in the morning and releasing the pressure from your bowel, "I've got a case of the pressure farts this morning"

by Bacon Coke Word May 30, 2013

dutch fart

(noun) A fart so bad only dogs can smell it.

"Man Danny dutch farted so hard, good thing i'm not his chihuahua."

by The dutch bagel October 12, 2013