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engineer

a fucking nerd ass nigga seriously who tf wants to do this shit
by innocentbystander October 2, 2019
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Finger engineering

The act of designing and engineering a building or construction project on the site and making things up as you go, with no predesigned plans.
Damn, the contractor and the owner are finger engineering the fuck out of this project. I hope it doesn't bite them in the ass with the building department when they try to pull an inspection.
by Coroyo70 June 12, 2021
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Four Stroke Engine

When a dude is four inches in you, and you are four inches in a dude so no matter what direction you move, somethings going some where
"Yo dude, do you wanna join in my four stroke engine?"
by JimBobBrowning June 13, 2025
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Engineering Physics

Engineering physics refers to the study of the combined disciplines of physics, mathematics and engineering. By focusing on the scientific method as a rigorous basis, it seeks ways to apply, design, and develop new solutions in engineering. - Wikipedia
Person 1: What's your major?
Person 2: Engineering Physics.
Person 1: What's that? Sound like a lot of hard math and physics.
Person 2: Yes and no, it's difficult to explain.
by Stanford Pines April 10, 2019
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Engin Can

I want to Engin Can.
I have to Engin Can.
by UnstoppableReckless November 22, 2021
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Engineer Hands

Hands that are too soft & weak to do manual labor.
John can't open that jar; he has engineer hands!
by Slimdiggity December 22, 2023
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Engineer

He solves problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. He solves practical problems. For instance, how am I going to stop some big mean Mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work? Use more gun. Like this heavy caliber tripod-mounted little ol' number designed by him, built by him, and you best hope.... not pointed at you
Heavy: Engineer, put dispenser here (pootis)
by Melodic Whale March 2, 2020
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