Edward Scissor Hands

The sexual act of using a pair of scissors while styling her pubic hair with another pair of scissors

I heard Molly and her boyfriend tried to do Edward scissor hands and she ended up in the hospital.

by Edward, Alexandre & Clayton May 5, 2017

Edward

Guy who has fun with Oliver and everyone else and he enjoys it he’s had so much sex in his life he rapes women on the street

Girl hey
Edward hey lets go see my new bed (I wanna see some pussy)

by Nontaken July 18, 2020

Louise Edwards

a hot person that id fuck

you know Louise edwards
yes they're the really hot person

by Hello mate? September 11, 2021

salty edward

A circle of smoked cheese wrapped around some ridge cut salted crisps

Man I could sure do with smashing a few salty Edwards into my repugnant shmeckle

by Shrivelled dingus August 22, 2019

Edward Scissor Lips

Lips that are so chapped and cracked that they are trying to cut yours when you kiss.

That Bitch needs to go face down in a bowl of Cocoa butter before she tries to kiss me, she's got them Edward Scissor Lips!

by ECO-AF December 14, 2021

Edward Lanning

The biggest LAD around. One of the best hockey players to ever grace this world. Will become a legend soon enough

I wish I could be like Edward Lanning

by Hockey ed December 27, 2017

Katie Edward

Object
Often boring and struggling with bodily hair and lack of the ability to do a normal task. May have a thicc arse

Verb
To drink a lot of alcohol and deny there is any addiction

‘Katie Edward’ has no tits
This girl resembles the celebrity that is katlyin edwardo

by Large_Oxen69 April 3, 2020