earliestly

Something that is earliest, be it a person or an object.

"I arrived to work earliestly."

by A Random Fellow April 17, 2022

earby

Earby is a small town full of slags and bag heads in Lancashire, with legends such as “Carl” who lives in the station hotel and likes to take rides in the local fire trucks

In earby you find crack, smack and half cats and half dogs

Do not move here! You will regret it

“ I went to earby the other day, met a lass now I have a STD”

by Peter grogan May 30, 2022

Earl

The friend of the group who reminds everyone of the weird uncle. Either shows up really late or really early. Always has a new Parisian/Canadian linky link. Strange obsession with Chipotle. Dresses like a cigarette mom.

Did u see Earl’s new Gucci necklace?
Yeah, it’s real greasy.

by Laney836473$ June 1, 2022

Earl palmer

Rosie palms putting some earl or twist into a handy.

I asked a girl for a handy then a guy told me he could give me an earl palmer I would never forget.

by TheRealLordDampnut June 13, 2022

Earl Grey

If someone calls you "Earl Grey" as a nickname, they are calling you a hot tea (hottie). Derived from the pick up line, "Your name must be Earl Grey, because you are a hot tea (hottie)!".

"Hey, Earl Grey, can u hand me that pen?"

by Hazel Venom June 15, 2022

Earlich

it comes from 2 words. the word early and the german word „ehrlich“ (in english seriously)

so when you say to your friend: „ok come on be earlich“ it means you have to be seriously instant and don’t lie at the beginning.

““german““
wenn du earlich benutzt wächst dein schwanz um 8cm.

A: My guy, please be earlich.

B: Ok, i slept with your father.

by bryyaan June 17, 2022

Earl Williams

A sex offender from Stoke on Trent who does tatooing.

Bob: "Hey, Where shall I get a tattoo?"
James: "There's a guy in Stoke on Trent who does tattooing, his name is Earl Williams"
Bob: "is he good?"
James: "Yeah he's alright for a sex offender"

by WaynieG July 26, 2022