Beer Donkey

One who consumes so much beer that he becomes the BIGGEST Jack Ass.

Brian is the beer donkey at all the parties.

by Lisa Lu June 10, 2007

Kick A Donkey

To take a poop. The act of pooping. To deficate, preferably in a toilet or what some call a comode. Often times, this has a much larger connotation implying that the poop was not small or easily done, but rather large and perhaps difficult to procure, sometimes even painful.

Often times shortened to 'Kick a D' or 'Deuce.' Also see drop a deuce.

That mexican food tore me up last night. I woke up and had to kick a donkey!

by micahdehn January 6, 2008

bit by a donkey

Having a hangover after getting drunk on cheap, low quality booze.

I stayed home from work because I got bit by a donkey

by Wordsmythe420 June 9, 2009

putting lipstick on a donkey

participating in an ineffective cover-up. trying to make a bad thing look good

George Bush explaining the improvement in the economy was like putting lipstick on a donkey.

by hidef March 29, 2004

donkey fucker

To Joe Quesada.

Joe Quesada is a donkey fucker

by Bill Jemas January 27, 2004

Doing the donkey

Slang for female masturbation

I saw you Lillian, you were doing donkey weren't you - eyyy-orrr, eyyy-orrr, eyyyy-whooooooore!

by ABearsTail September 5, 2005

donkey punch

The act of using a charged plasma pistol followed by a melee attack in the video game Halo2

I donkey punched the guy for the win.

by falcon4 is a douche July 23, 2008