Douche Biggalo 

Douche Biggalo refers to a man that thinks he can get chicks but in reality he gets fat chicks or none at all. One must first qualify as a douche bag to earn the Douche Biggalo badge. Derived from Deuce Biggalo Male Giggalo whose standards are actually higher than a practicing Douche Biggalo.

"Douche Biggalo showed me her phone # but I thought it was her mesurements by the way she waddled over to him in the club."

Douche Biggalo by killa bsting April 21, 2006

douche bumps 

The bumps you get from seeing a hair-raising douchebag. Usually brought on by the "douche chills."

Brrr. CDC, that dude gives me the douche bumps.

douche bumps by Unflappable May 17, 2006

douche bag 

1. someone who believes that architecture students should not concentrate on studio, but rather spaghetti diagrams and duct sizes.
2. someone who writes a song entitled "caffeine", sung to the tune of eric clapton's "cocaine."
3. someone who teaches environmental systems 2 at the university of houston college of architecture.
4. someone whose internet porn is the in form of WebCT.
5. "your eyes bulge. your eyes bulge. your eyes bulge... caffeine."
6. someone who fantasizes about having intercourse in the daylight simulation lab.
7. "drip it, steam it, pump it...cube it, cream it, lump it...caffeine."
8. someone who is obsessed with color-coded graphs that track student progress and understanding in his blatantly confusing and poorly directed class.
9. someone who disrupts the class more by bitching about it than the student who walks in 1.5 minutes late and is ergo held in his "late student holding pen" in the back (with zero visibility to the actual class "instruction")
10. someone who can go fuck their own point system and shove it up their ass.

students at the university of houston college of architecture all strongly believe that leonard bachman is a douche bag.

douche bag by fuck you bachman April 10, 2008

douche rocket

someone who exceeds the rating of douche bag by such a phenomenal level that they must have been launched into douchebaggedness by some form of highly flammable fuel

QJAY was such a douche rocket, he paid home depot to install his mini blinds

douche rocket by t/c May 5, 2008

douche sauce 

its the water after its cleaned the womans gash

shaun do you want douche sauce with your kebab

douche sauce by lukeboi July 9, 2006

douche-monger 

One who spreads douche-like behavior. Always an insult. Used in place of douchebag.

-That guys an asshole
-Yeah, he's a real douche-monger

douche-monger by not Dan N. January 1, 2009

douche kayak 

A person who is a douche, but you enjoy hanging out with them. One step above a douche canoe.

"I like hanging out with Tom and he is fun but he is still a douche."
"I know me too, he's a douche kayak."

douche kayak by dk4lifee March 26, 2010