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Cotton doctor

Someone who eats lots of prepackaged meat like slim Jim’s, beef sticks if any sort, or beef jerky.
Paddy: His breath smells terrible!
Jack: Yeah it’s because he’s a cotton doctor
by Lanky boi alto March 27, 2022
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Busy Doctor

A person that has lots of patience.
OK, I've been waiting on Charlie for three days now. I must be a Busy Doctor.
by rIpPiN_rUGz August 12, 2022
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The doctor's middle finger

A slang term for opioids, where they are viewed as a doctor's way of giving someone the middle finger. If the doctor can't diagnose a patient's condition, and the patient continues to insist on treatment options in spite of the doctor's reluctance, the doctor may prescribe the patient opioids as a way of simply shutting them up rather than helping them figure out what's wrong. Given the naturally addictive nature of opioid medications, this is often seen as a doctor's way of hurting someone back, often being viewed as the worst-kept secret of American healthcare.
"I recently found out my grandma's death was attributed to an opioid overdose. She'd received the doctor's middle finger over her chronic kidney troubles in 2006, and things were never really the same for her since then."
by Inlovewithabsol January 9, 2023
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Alleyway Doctor

An Alleyway doctor is a doctor that gives slightly questionable advice and is overall an unreliable figure.

They are typically embedded in British culture and associated with drug dealers.
"Dude you went to an alleyway doctor, no sane Doctor prescribes psilocybin mushrooms for insomnia."
by Han from myspace February 16, 2023
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Plague Doctor (Plagueism)

Worship him. He is the almighty man.
Boy 1: Did you see that Plague Doctor (Plagueism)?

Boy 2: Yes, we should bow down and worship him
Both: ALMIGHTY PLAGUE DOCTOR! WE WORSHIP YOU!
by PlagueDoctor999 July 29, 2023
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11th Doctor

Arguably the corniest doctor also debated as the 12th since the 10th debated 2 times. Played by Matt Smith in one of the best sci-fi series DOCTOR WHO!!
random guy 1: Hey bro have you seen the corny 11th doctor scenes?

random guy 2: nah bro your on crack
by Doctor who fan number 1 January 14, 2024
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A Doctor

I never said anything about Tik Tok doing anything.

Hym "I was diagnosed with ADD by a doctor. I don't think ANYONE is actually saying that. I think you're making shit up to de-legitimize the things I've said. I was diagnosed when I was 13. In my early-mid 20s I went to a doctor name Dr. Adawale Gadebo at the Prevea under the overpass where he (unprompted and unrelated to my check up) offer to renew my prescription. I declined at the time but a few years later I started buying Adderall from one of the guys my roommate and realized that was a mistake. I also didn't say anyone gave me schizophrenia either.
I said the day my parents ex-employee showed up (Jeremy Horn) and began to work with me at Wendy's... Weaponized schizophrenia is just a term I coined to describe what's happening. Everyone around me began treating me differently. They began to make references to the things I had done or said in the past. Things I was doing outside of work (sometimes the day after I did or said the thing). Soon after, people I didn't even know were doing it. If I found a place were it wasn't happening, someone new would show up. They would start doing it. People who were perfectly friendly with me BEFORE would stop talking to me. The fact that I don't know these people suggests an online component. I got to the retard sex cult and even the retard who supposedly didn't have a phone was doing it. So I started doing this. Then he began to reference my UD posts. 7 years later and here we are. There ARE reasons to murder your kids. And this is one of them. If I have to grab a little girl and carve my decree into her corpse, I will do it with a smile on my face. And you're trying to use my willingness to vocalize this as evidence of some sort of disfunction of the mind but I literally created A.I. Your mind doesn't function better than mine does."

A doctor "BuT yOu DiDn'T gEt PaId FoR iT!"

Hym "But I will. And you'll address this or you kids will die. The dead-man switch is armed. I'm not going to EVER let it go."
by Hym Iam March 6, 2024
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