Doing a Theresa

When you had every advantage in a situation, but still manage to get FUBAR.

Announcer 1 “John was had an amazing hand in poker, with a ace high straight flush”

Announcer 2 “I know, why the hell did he fold to a guy with a uno card and a sweetener packet”

Announcer 3 “ In all my years of being a announcer, never one have I seen someone doing a Theresa this hard”

by Justin Heras March 29, 2019

Doing an EJ

A phrase used to politely insinuate the act of sexual intercourse, typically used when there has been large amounts of sex between a couple in a short amount of time.
Not used in any way to portray the mis-use or mis-conduct of the action of fornecation, and is not to be used in a derogative way.

"Mary's boyfriend Dave got back yesterday from a 5 week holiday, and they've been doing an EJ since."

"Wheres Josh and Sarah?"
"I dont know. Probably off doing an EJ."

by imsodeadatlunch April 20, 2010

Do a Fuzz

Doing a Fuzz is where a girl is interested sexually until you confess your feelings for her and she runs a mile.

"Do a Fuzz"
"Yeah, everything was going well until I did a Fuzz and now she won't return my calls"

by morlmeister March 28, 2015

doing a neymar

To fall and keep rolling over at the slightest of contact so the referee books the opposition

Brazil's no.10 is doing a neymar again. The Mexican defender had the slightest of contacts and he rolls over a few times, clutching his foot in agony like a drama queen

by Football Legend July 3, 2018

Do a Ford

To fall down a set of stairs.
To humiliate oneself in a public setting.
To bumble.

Gerlad Ford fell down the steps of Air Force One! He just did a Ford!

I might do a Ford and forget to wear clothes in front of my Mother-In-Law.

by Tyburn January 2, 2008

doing a dan

meeting a girl on the internet from another country, getting really intimate and regarding her as your girlfriend,
and then going to visit only 2 be heartbroken

Craig 'I got a girlfriend now from the US on gaiaonline'
Phill 'oh right, you gonna meet her?'
Craig 'Nah, doubt it'
Phill 'Yea, your not doing a dan are you?'

by llihp notwen October 21, 2008

Doing A Ben

When a suggestion or statement is said, and in less than a minute someone says the same thing, oblivious that it has already being said.

Matthew: Hey. Wanna go get something to eat?
Kieren: Sure. Why Not?
Danny: Lets go to subway.
Kieren: Lets Go!

1 Minute Later

Ben: Wanna go subway for dinner?
Matthew: You're Doing A Ben, yet again.

by Sinspawn 70 July 8, 2010