dildometer

An abstract tool for measuring acts of douchitude on a subjective scale.

The "editors" of urbandictionary often break the dildometer scale when they reject my definitions for no good reason...including this one.

by BigEz April 8, 2010

Dido

The most boring female artist ever to offend my ears, she makes me want to die.

Did you hear Dido's new album?
Why do you think I am hanging from the ceiling with a piece of rope round my neck?

by playa25852 June 21, 2005

cock sucking dildoe magnet

someone who sucks cock while getting fucked in the ass by a dildoe while another guy is fucking her in the pussy and then she shits on their chest and makes them eat the shit. then they stick to the fridge like a magnet.

i see a cock sucking dildoe magnet over there. look at the cock sucker.

by Lil Steve-O April 14, 2005

Dildo

A device used to pleasure ones vagina or asshole

Harp and Felty use a dildo on eachother because neither of them can get it up.

Harp and Felty were trying to suck eachother off but decided a dildo was the best option.

by HoltRam40 May 29, 2009

Dildo

a peice of plastic that girls can stick up their hole

I need a dildo to masturbate

by Cassie May 12, 2003

Dildoing

It started out with a bunch of friends driving all around town yelling Dildo at people. After a while we moved on to other, more harsh obseneties, such as racial slurs and a wide variety of curse words.

verb. Yelling obsene words at people out of a window of a moving car.

(Yelling out a window of a car) HEY FUCK FACE I WANNA STICK MY DICK IN YOUR TIGHT ASS!

(Yelling out a window of a car) EXCUSE ME NIGGER, WANNA BE MY SLAVE!?

Carl- Who wants to go Dildoing today?

by BluntTrauma December 1, 2009

pot-dildo

dildo wrapped in pot that you suck - see also: Firetruck

mmmm... pot-dildos!!

by erik February 21, 2005