Gaffer Dazzle

Gaffer: a boss or team leader
Dazzle: to impress and misdirect

To mystify and impress one’s superiors to believe you are performing important and difficult work, only to be slacking off and enjoying some relaxation at the office.

Coworker: “wow, the boss was really impressed with the financial reports that were auto generating on your computer when he walked past”

You: “Na, it’s just the screen saver I put on while I’m sitting on the shitter wasting company time. I can do a quality gaffer dazzle”

by Hackpwn April 9, 2022

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Slazer dazer

It's what you call the cool people in your life

Person1: Hey Slazer Dazer
Person2: But my name is Alex....
Person1 with a sword in hand: Slazer Dazer.

by AndAndAndAndAndAndAndAndAnd June 8, 2022

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Grey Daze

One who doesn't have any desire including the libido and gaze around the pure eternal darkness and emptiness findin' somethin' genuine.

Houdini : Look that guy.... he's always been lost his own little world of imagination.

Hex : Yeah..., might be a grey daze!

by Metock September 16, 2022

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wazzle dazzle

wazzle dazzle is a special detergent made for all, except tories. in any case it will poison them, so its a 2-in-1 deal!! the face of our business is a quartet, containing the talents of rei, shinji, fawkes and troy!

we have also expanded into other industries such as catering, furniture and more.

"wazzle dazzle is just so cool, it helps me with my angel of a boyfriend's blood stains so much!!"

by wazzlemydazzle August 11, 2022

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