Douchebagner

a real dick, prick, asshole, and all around unpleasant person.

The dude known as "Douche Bagner" is called that because he's such a douchebagner.

by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

DOUCHEBAGGERY

The act of being, and the official language of the douchebag. Douchebags can be recognized by their Ed Hardy attire, spiky over-gelled hair, spray-on tans, brostaches, failure to wear a shirt over their wife beater, and their strange vernacular. Use of words abbreviated like "legit" (legitimate) "ridic" (ridiculous) "jelly" (jealous, mostly used by the female species of douchebag) and most importantly YOLO (a word too douchey to to even define). They often refer to others of their kind as broski, and end their sentences with "yo".For them, dancing to songs like "gangnam style" and Ii'm sexy and I know it" is serious business, as they seem to believe they have "moves like Jagger". Often found in Jersey, douchebags are to be avoided at all cost. If, however, one finds themself unavoidably interacting with a douchebag it is recommended you use long words and DO NOT look directly at them. Prolonged exposure to douchebags has been known to cause douchebaggery in others. Run, fast and far, from a douchebag.

conversation spoken in douchebaggery

mike--hey broski, wanna hit the bar tonight? i heard the bitches are gonna be legit ridic down there tonight yo (rubs fake-tanned arms) and i am looking FRESH (checks out roided muscles in nearby window)

brad--yeah, brah, i can't wait to get my grind on some skanks. (he checks out roided muscles in nearby window) damn i'm swoled up yo, it's wife beater time for sure tonight yo.

tj--YOLO bros!!!

mike, brad & tj--YOLO!!!

by the stank pit January 12, 2013

narcissistic douchebags

People who find pleasure in being a dick towards other and do nothing positive.

Danny Young stayed to his normal ways, and continued to be a scum, like all the narcissistic douchebags in the world.

by Chaz11 March 7, 2016

Douchebageddon

An event or place with a large number of douchebags doing douchebag things.

Yaletown is full of arrogant, obnoxious start-up companies, it's a douchebageddon.

by DarthPaul April 21, 2015

douchebug

A particularly annoying bug. The bug equivalent of a human douchebag.

"I've been trying to catch that fly for three days. The douchebug's going to have to die soon!"

by RedSquirrelPssht April 5, 2010

Hashtag Douche bag

A person who uses Hash tags in literally any text they type, aside from twitter.

"I cant believe her email consisted of so many hash tags. Shes turning into a real Hashtag Douche bag"

by hambamthanxmam December 13, 2013

College Douchebaggery

An extreme form of douchebaggery found at the college level observable to older students.

Also know as the "hip" college crowed put through college on their parents dime.

Usually clad in jerseys, backward caps, or spiked hair.

Loud and generally act with no regard to their fellow students, as they have no other other reason for a higher education other then it being the "right" thing to do.

I'm tired of being surrounded by college douchebaggery all day long.

by jm396 April 28, 2010