Dick-out basketball

To goof off and not take something seriously.

The floor manager scolded her employees "Get back to work! This aint no dick-out basketball! We have deadlines to meet!" when she caught them goofing off by the water cooler.

by sad_sad January 7, 2019

Dick Diaper

The cloth/tissue/paper towel that is used to wrap your dick immediately after you've finished masturbating to catch the last few drops that leak out.

I put my dick diaper on right after wanking it, then leave it on for 30 minutes; it makes a big difference in the cleanliness of my underwear.

by funkngonuts January 14, 2019

Dick asshole

Michael

“What a dick asshole, he breaks my pencils”
“oh he must be a michael.”

by Wilma dicfit 69 November 11, 2019

Dick Mabbutt

A locomotive from Brighton.
Also known as 73962.

There’s 73962, Dick Mabbutt!

by AcidityBM November 18, 2021

DICK

A bird banding/alpha code for a Dickcissel bird.

We banded 3 WWPE, 18 WIWA, 4 DICK, and 1 HESP at the bird banding station this morning.

by (****()) July 28, 2022

Dick appointment

Just like a regular appointment except you’re going for the purpose of getting dick.

I’ve never been late for a dick appointment.

by Bae5867 December 2, 2022

chomp dick

A dismissal as in go away, get lost, fuck off or fuck you.

You dont like me? Chomp Dick!

by Farsidefan February 13, 2009