Crotch Bubbles

The act of blowing bubbles at someone's crotch and making it sound like the got an STD.

I just gave you crotch bubbles with my bubble wond!

by just mee August 6, 2008

Crotch Hopper

A crotch hopper is a person, usually a woman, who is very promiscuous. She loves to hop from one crotch to another. A crotch hopper is similar to a crotch cricket except when a crotch hopper rubs her legs together, you can tell how many crotches she's hopped.

Dave: Dude, Daisy is such a crotch hopper!
Mike: You ain't shittin. Wait, she's rubbing her legs together!
Dave: Let me calculate this...thats two, carry the one, plus five. Damn dude, she's slept with 1200 guys.
Daisy: *cricket*

by Baxton January 3, 2006

Crotch-bleeder

another name for a woman

Monica is such a dirty crotch-bleeder.

by Travis7137 February 22, 2008

crotch tonsils

1. (slang) The male's reproductive system consisting of the testicles and scrotum, from an exterior perspective
2. The tonsils found between your crotch (if you're a man)
3. balls, nuts, family jewels, etc.

Damn, my crotch tonsils itch!

by Lu the Diver November 20, 2007

pre-crotch

The area of the thigh close to the crotch.

Boy 1: "I touched her crotch."
Boy 2: "No, that was definitely pre-crotch."

by apreta December 17, 2007

Bull Crotch!

A variation on the expletive bull shit. This version dabbles in a slightly more suggestive area of the animal, creating more vulgar reaction in those listening. In some, it could cause a visualization of the animal's ample anatomy creating an uneasy feeling of inadequacy, which will aid the user in his attempt to prove superior in the situation. It is a subtle twist, but a surprising and powerful one, which will ensure that the user of this word is heard. It is a statement of disbelief and/or disgust.

"See that girl over there? I just gave her yoni the old in out in out."

"Bull Crotch! you don't even like redheads!"

by fairywagina October 2, 2008

cabbage crotch

(n.) a leafy topping found on a pink taco (vagina) if it has gone bad.

Last night Bob went down on his girlfriend only to find that she had cabbage crotch.

by Scooter1252 January 23, 2010