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Courtland

A female who is usually level headed. Knows how to have a lot of fun but knows when enough is enough. A courtland is usually good at whatever they set their mind to, and uses determination. A common nick name is Court.
Person 1: look at that girl over there having fun
Person 2: yea she looks like courtland
by Mikedoss12 August 31, 2011
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courtney sheetz

synonomyous for the word beautiful. The legend behind the terminology "courtney sheetz" was that long ago in ancient roman times there was a child born, named courtney sheetz.. but this was not just any child it was the most beautiful child ever to be born and as she blossomed so did her beauty. All the men swooned at the sight at her and as this happened she became a new idol for mans vision of perfection... this did not fly with goddess Athena so she placed an evil enchantement on courtney sheetz and forever from then any man who dared gaze upon her would forever be blinded. (just as pat lee is in his F-book profile pic) But in honor of her beauty the roman men secretly adopted "courtney sheetz" as the new word for beauty/beautiful.. so that she would forever be remembered as being more beautiful than the goddess Athena.. who is reffered to as being very courtney sheetz.
Damn! That bitch be courtney sheetz!

Baby, your the most courtney sheetz woman in the world.
by patlee December 25, 2008
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Courtesy Dousche

Some women put men in the aweful position of having to hold their breath during sexual intercourse simply because of their poor femanin hygien (see the term stinkfish . In such cases, it should be the male role of requesting that a Courtesy Dousche is performed by the female.
Damn girl! Your pussy stinks, how about a courtesy dousche???
by CballznHoney June 24, 2008
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courtney coxers

ave been wearing the same courtney coxers for a week now
by jordyDful December 29, 2009
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courtney love

1.eww it's courtney love

2.what idoits retardedly mistake the talented brody dalle for...
by blah November 11, 2004
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courtesy suck

Oral sex, usually a blow job, that's initiated by someone as a kindly or courteous gesture. A courtesy suck can also refer to a woman who allows someone who's obsessed by her breasts to suckle her nipples as a courteous gesture - term coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA.

Synonyms: courtesy fuck, pity-fuck
1.Josh was such a pathetic dork, but after he blew his paycheck taking Monica out to dinner and a movie, Monica took pity on him - she found Josh's puppy-dog crush on her oddly endearing - and gave him a blow job. But it was purely a courtesy suck; she had no intention of swollowing, let alone letting him cum in her mouth.

2. Mike was so obsessed by Aurelianne's massive, pillow-y breasts and she, in turn, was so flattered by his attention to them that she allowed him to suckle her nipples while he carressed his manhood - a courtesy suck.
by Victor Felix September 27, 2005
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court jester

a silly sex act:

1. a man tells a women he's about to ejaculate but henceforth urinates in her vaginal cavity
2. repeat step one in rectum.
3. repeat step one in oral cavity.

4. finally, proclaim to said female

"YOU'VE JUST BEEN COURT JESTERED, BITCH!"
phill: "how was last night?"
wes: "awesome man, I court jestered that bitch!"
phill: "sick dude."
by Dr. J Weinberg September 5, 2009
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