And now for something completely different

Monty python inspired phrase muttered under one's breathe, post vinegar strokes.

Usually said whilst concurrently closing all incognito tabs.

"Phwoar baby! YEeahh!!!!
Oh Oh. Aaaah!!!"
*momentarily looks sheepishly around room.
*closes all incognito tabs, and ponders the numerous posibilities in life*
"And now for something completely different!"
*Opens new tab, proceeds to read human interest new article, or check email / take a piss, organise taxes, etc.

by Wayner Wayne September 12, 2021

Eminem Complex

The absolute opposite of the Oepidus Complex, when one is sick of the parent of the opposite gender.

Josie can't stand her father; she says he's a disgusting hick.

by Shawn B. November 4, 2003

obsessive compulsive disorder

Is a fairly common problem where people experience ‘obsessions’, recurring unwanted thoughts which are difficult to stop, and ‘compulsions’, rituals of checking behaviour or repetitive actions which are carried out in an attempt to relieve the thoughts.

Jocelyn has obsessive compulsive disorder, and checks the door 16 times to make sure it is locked.

by Barizzy January 28, 2006

Computer

A $1000 facebook machine

Scoot-I need the computer

by maximum628 January 28, 2010

AP Computer Science

(noun) A very fun class offered to high school students in which you learn how to create computer programs. You learn how a computer works, and how to tell a computer to make your life easier. You also learn how programmers create video games. Much of the year is spent playing Warcraft III or Starcraft, instead of coding, as most of your classmates have a vast knowledge of Java, C++ and HTML already and just take the class as a break or as college credit. The AP test in computer science consists of meaningless, non-applicable multiple choice questions that account for 50% of your score, while the other 50% actually tests your knowledge of java, but writing prgrams that no one would use in the real world.

"So how's your AP Computer Science class?"

"It's awesome! We didnt do anything all period, we just played Warcraft III"

by samuraichikx June 6, 2009

complisult

A backhanded compliment.

"That's such a nice dress. It does wonders for your figure."

This person has just delievered a complisult.

by Ira G May 16, 2006

mod complex

When the moderator of an online community attempts to control every aspect of the environment so that it more cosely conforms to their own personal vision.

After censoring my diatribe against Dr. Spock on the Star Trek message board it became clear that KlingonDeathRay2008 was displaying the symptoms of an over-developed mod complex.

by The Haggerino March 29, 2008