the college effect

when a person realises that their' bed is a much more comfortable place, and the person generally chooses to stay there rather than go to college.
normally occurs in 1-2 months of starting college.

chick: where were you this morning?
dude: the college effect got me, so i had a lay in

by ZEDEDED92 October 20, 2010

college woo

The sound that college students make representing excitement. Usually accompanied by one hand holding an alcohol filled red cup and the other hand in a "Rock On" sign.

Walking down frat row, you hear a college woo coming from a drunken crowd: "Go Bears! Wooo!"

by allknowingandbeautiful December 4, 2010

Bates College

The world’s most expensive form of contraception.

Person 1: “Where are all the girls? This party sucks.”

Person 2: “We’re at bates college, this isn’t exactly Arizona state.”

Person 1: “For $60,000 a year, they ought to throw in some hoe cake”

by Genius123321456654 June 28, 2023

Newhaven College

A shitty high school on Phillip Island, Australia. Only dumbass rich people and smart people go there without realising that it’s not even that much better than Wonthaggi Secondary College and costs too much

Diesel: You’re a Nerd, you go to Newhaven College
Dion: Just because I go to Newhaven College doesn’t mean you can be a jealous bitch
Diesel: Shut Up Nerd

by DiooiD April 27, 2021

richmond college

richmond college has the highest ratio of chavs and twats to normal people
I feel like the only person who dosent wear fake burberry

"Gangsta check that boy bossin to the library" "shit Boy's in trouble bruv"

(reply) "fuck off why are you hangin around the library anyway?????"

by Ian January 13, 2005

lovett college

the only college on Rice University campus capable of preparing a 20ft x 60ft Pop Tart.

p.s. lovett does not deserve capitalization

I really want to put a giant Pop Tart on top of lovett college.

by BSWB November 3, 2006

Lynchburg College

A college of class and understanding, where you can pop your collar, wear your khakis and speerys one day, and go punk the next. This diamond in the rough is found in central Virginia. Hot chicks, cool guys, and parties year round. No matter if you want to be greek or athletic LC has got it all in one place...and did I mention everyone there is loaded $.

students at Lynchburg College not only know all the liquors at the abc store, but the price too.

by srtdfasf July 20, 2008