n. Being fucked up in so many ways that you cant even count. See Ozzy Osbourne or Lady GaGa. They are prime examples of clusterfucks.
by Tedmond Tedward Tedley MCXVIII July 7, 2011
Get the Clusterfuck mug.A full body cast that is worn for a lifetime. Used in the event of a terrible accident or the lack thereof a skeletal structure.
Our uncle was in a clast after the motorcycle accident. Thanks to the clast, he lived a productive life.
by Sandy December 20, 2004
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The fear of making out in a very tight place. usually causes tightness in chest, sweating, and panic. most places that bring the claustrofuckbbic person to the edge of sanity are: port a johns, closets, and the back seats of yugo cars.
Damn charles, you gotta get a new car!!! Doing it in this 1973 ford pinto makes me freakin CLAUSTROFUCKBIC!!!!!!
by sweetontweety7777 April 20, 2009
Get the claustrofuckbic mug.When your Cloust becomes infected. The infection has several stages:
Stage 1 - Local infection. Most commonly occuring in the groin or arches of the feet. Can be cleared up with some antifungal cream.
Stage 2 - Well developed infection. Groin will itch incessantly, as well as the arches of the feet, but can still be cleared up with strong antifungal medication.
Stage 3 - Infection has spread to several other places and can no longer be cured. Symptoms will include telling long winded stories.
Stage 4 - It is only a matter of time now. Symptoms include ridiculous height to volume ratio.
Stage 1 - Local infection. Most commonly occuring in the groin or arches of the feet. Can be cleared up with some antifungal cream.
Stage 2 - Well developed infection. Groin will itch incessantly, as well as the arches of the feet, but can still be cleared up with strong antifungal medication.
Stage 3 - Infection has spread to several other places and can no longer be cured. Symptoms will include telling long winded stories.
Stage 4 - It is only a matter of time now. Symptoms include ridiculous height to volume ratio.
Dude - Hey man, did you hear about Brad?
Other Dude - Yeah, man. I heard he has a Stage 2 Cloust infection and his groin is on fire!
Other Dude - Yeah, man. I heard he has a Stage 2 Cloust infection and his groin is on fire!
by Tom Brady the g February 4, 2010
Get the Cloust Infection mug.When you get very nervous because you are talking to some one of the opposite sex and they keep stepping forward and you keep stepping back until you are against a wall and have no escape.
Hot Sara "Hey john whats up?" (steps forward)
Lucky John "Not much, you?" (Steps Back into corner)
Hot Sara "Not much just bombed that test, how you do on it" (Steps Forward invades Lucky John's Bubble and He now has similar symptoms of Claustrophobia)
Lucky John "I did alright" (John Now has butterflies in his stomach and starts turning pale)
Hot Sara "Alright well i gotta go, See Ya" (leaves)
Lucky Jon "Later" (Breathes sigh of relief)
Lucky John "Not much, you?" (Steps Back into corner)
Hot Sara "Not much just bombed that test, how you do on it" (Steps Forward invades Lucky John's Bubble and He now has similar symptoms of Claustrophobia)
Lucky John "I did alright" (John Now has butterflies in his stomach and starts turning pale)
Hot Sara "Alright well i gotta go, See Ya" (leaves)
Lucky Jon "Later" (Breathes sigh of relief)
by FlyingEarthWorm June 3, 2009
Get the Claustrophobia mug.A phrase reffering to the word mongaloid,or downy flake,or such a person with down syndrome.It is used as a insult in such a situation with more than three persons with down syndrome in the same room.
Hey dave!, yes joe,dude after work yesterday i went to the E.R and they had one hell of a mongolian clusterfuck in there.
by Jellybear July 29, 2009
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Three femals, two males clusterfuck at their afterprom in a queen size bed. Their clusterfuck allowes them all to fit on the bed and sleep throughout the night with warmth and comfort.
by ksolt92 June 6, 2011
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