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Cleaning the Slate

Cleaning the slate is the act of getting so drunk that you wipe your brain clean of any recent information that you may have gathered. Slate cleanings are popular after big tests, projects, deadlines, or break-ups.
Josh had a really rough finals week, so he planned on cleaning the slate over the weekend to free up more space in his brain.
by mad_mike701 August 31, 2011
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Cleaning Crew

(n) - Fuck a girl up her anus as she shits on your penis. You then make her or them give you a blowjob until they clean the poo of your penis
Wayne currently had a cleaning crew. Sadly, he didn't know she had eaten Indian food.
by ironmonkey3 February 4, 2010
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Oxy Clean

The original Billy Mays screaming commercial. The stain getter outer known to anyone with any form of television.
Damn Oxy Clean works good but I wish Billy Mays would shut the hell up.
by rickjaymes January 12, 2009
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Portuguese House Cleaner

An act of kidnapping, torture, rape, and sodomy which involves a couple (normally husband and wife) who take their unsuspecting victim and forcibly confine her to a basement or laundry room, where they perform colonic irrigation using an enema which allows them both to digest and cover each other with the fecal matter of the victim.
Andrew: I saw this hot little minx walking alone in the alley behind the house.
Debra: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Andrew: Absolutely. Let's grab her and bring her back to the Estate to give her the ol' Portuguese House Cleaner!
by winnberg June 16, 2011
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clean break

When you wipe your arse after a shit, and you can get straight after it.
"that was quick"
"yeah, clean break"
by shitmaster October 9, 2004
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To Clean Someone Out

Expression reserved for when you're providing or are about to provide deep poundage to any given person.
"I'm really gonna clean her out tonight"
"She ain't gonna need to wash down there for a month when I'm through with her"
by Bono March 13, 2005
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clean

A lift where you take a barbell off the floor and lift it to a position just above the shoulders. Often followed by the "jerk" where you then lift the barbell over your head.
Karen: "Sweetie, can you help me wash these dishes?"
Tom: "No. Grab me another beer."
Karen: "You know, it would be nice if you helped me clean once in awhile. I can't even remember the last time you cleaned anything."
Tom: "Bitch I cleaned 200 pounds at the gym last night. When's the last time you cleaned that much?"
Karen: "Well, never, but..."
Tom: "But, but, but...SHUT UP! And get me that beer, now, woman!"
by Nick D December 2, 2005
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