Chinese Finger Trap

When you're milking your girls throat with one hand, while simultaneously wearing her asshole like a sock puppet on the other.... Finding yourself trapped holding back two erupting swamp geysers.

"Strap really turned Rory inside out last night. She broke free from the Chinese Finger Trap and redecorated the room."

by Eggplant Emoji September 8, 2023

Flat Chips

Flat chips are what people commonly mistake for Fried Potato. Flat chips do not exist.

Charlie: Hey Ramzy, we should make some flat chips.
Ramzy: You mean fried potato?
Charlie: Yes, sorry for mixing that up. Flat chips do not exist.

by GenRaam December 12, 2012

crunching chips

staying up wayyy too late talking to a friend on the phone

“Why were you up so damn late last night?!”
“Sorry I was crunching chips with a friend”

by cylerguy May 3, 2021

ur boi chips ahoy

it is a cool word that all to cool kids say when they are feeling like they want to kill themselves

hey i want ur boi chips ahoy

by asdfghxcvbn August 13, 2018

That's Almost Enough For Fish 'n Chips

1.) A statement used to describe an inadequate sum of money, even if it is a large amount that would more than adequately pay for something.

2.) A statement used to express sarcasm at an absurd notion.

3.) A statement that can describe any amount of anything.

Alternate pronunciation: "You're just short of fish 'n chips!"

That's almost enough for fish 'n chips!

by Frackin'Amazin' June 19, 2010

chinese moon swing

the chinese moon swing:kind of like a 69,but standing up,with the girls back facing towards you.her legs wraping around your neck.and her neck tilted back to suck your dick while eating her out.(girl must be flexible)

this asian girl taught me this..... weird shit,it was like........damm it WAS GOOD.They called it the CHINESE MOON SWING

by asiawithlove April 25, 2006

CHiPSET

a way of life in danbury, conencticut. was formed in october of 2006 by two of the biggest party animals you will find. there have been many proposals to the initial start of CHiPSET but only a select few know the real reason. CHiPSET is a group of friends dedicated to having a good time and doing as much as they can possibly get away with without getting busted. CHiPSET is NOT a gang or a cult. there have been many new cults formed against CHiPSET, but nobody has been able to phase them. some include the Chipsahoy cult and the chipset are polygamists cult. CHiPSET does not start trouble with anyone, the only poeple CHiPSET has a problem with are people who stars trouble with them.

verb: he chipset that donut. (stole)
noun: im going to hangout with chipset tonight
verb: i have to chipset home (get home very fast)

by Matthew Moore February 24, 2007