scare chair

Any chair over which you put a paper bag with a mean, ferocious face drawn or painted on it over the back part.

A scare chair is especially frightful if someone breaks into a house to put the bag over a chair and doesn't leave a clue as to who did it.

by Impetigo Kid August 24, 2008

squidward in a chair

a cancerous meme that will make you suicidal so,DON'T FUCKING WATCH IT I'M WARNING YOU!!!!!!

OMG did you see that squidward in a chair one hour version

by Fellow_Germans_unite! May 4, 2018

chaired

When you're sat outside on a mouldy old chair, just trying to get down with that goth silence, it takes 30 minutes to open the back door, and you can't remember how to stop the world from spinning.

"Dude... So totally chaired man"

by PHeeSH August 21, 2003

Chairing

Sitting on ones faces with a tube from their mouth into your ass. As you shit in their mouth, they throw up molecular particles that return back into your ass. As the shit and throw up gets stronger, the battle between who will win becomes stronger. The end result becomes a battle between plasmas as dragon ball z charater fight it out with a Kanehameha.

My friend Miguel and I were chairing after fighting on who would win in a fight, Goku or Superman.

by A slightly disoriented potato April 1, 2019

Man Chair

A toilet seat that men are tired of putting back up to urinate - so they piss all over it. The man wants it left up so he can drink copious amounts of beer and run in without fumbling to piss, since the beer causes extreme urgency to relieve himself. To properly prepare the seat as a "Man Chair", he, or with a helper, urinate all over the seat, in the down position, in an uninterrupted stream three (3) times around in either direction. Properly done, there will also be urine all over the walls, toilet paper roll, and floors. Extra points for soaking the fuzzy thing women place on top of toilet, making the damned lid keep falling down.

.."The other night, I got tired of my girlfriends' toilet seat being down, so I turned it into a REAL Man Chair.... That stopped that shit......!!!

by "CharlesCRW" April 29, 2009

ChairMan

The toughest stell chair wielding sob ever to walk the earth

The ChairMan opened up a can o'whoopass on him.

by Chairman April 11, 2003

chairlift

a Giant Mongose accompanied by a mouse about to be eaten by a giant fox named pongo

Hmm, look at that chairlift
I hope pongo eats it this time

by Brainfreeze March 19, 2005