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The Captain

Captain Tenneal (AKA The Skipper): A crucial character/host on the Most Extreme Elimination Challenge (MXC). He brings a necessary balance to the game by exploiting his authoritative role and using his philanthropic abilities in his dialog to improve the human condition (usually at the expense of the game's participants). His mental salvos of motivational verse can really light a fire under players, encouraging them to push on... bringing structure and continuity and to the game.
(CT)"... Well, what I'm trying to do is add a little levity because the tension is thick here between the meat handlers and the cartoon voice actors. Uh, let's meet some of the meat handlers. How many of you are filleters? And how many of you jerk your meat? Show of hands, how many boners here? Come on, somebody's gotta be a boner. And how many of you just like touching meat with your hands? Ok, well let's do some funny voices. You, chubby, get up. Come on, come on, stand up and do one of your funny voices...come on!"

(Man)- "Huhhuh..Well I'm a meat handler!"

(CT)- "I bet you are! Hey, give him a round of applause. Meat handlers, cartoon characters, we're all people huh? So what do you say we all race down to the starting line.
by Zor Prime May 18, 2005
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Captain Hook

A penis bent either to the left or right. Normally is not a slight bend but a curve. Almost always an undesirable trait.
Holy crap, James has a captain hook!
by Stanli April 18, 2006
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captain

The captain stood to attention, and entered the ladie's garden.
by Stouffer November 7, 2002
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shrimp boat captain

One who has mastered the art of shrimpin'
ive been shrimped before but golly that shrimp boat captain was terrific
by captain salad May 12, 2004
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tapped by the Captain

Definition: ready to head to the bathroom to drop a dookey, pinch a loaf, take a dump, see an indian about a horse. Ready to POOP!

Beckground: From the Ticket's (KTCK 1310 - Dallas) superhero, Captain Doo Doo, who fights crime in a different way. He saved the world from an asteroid.
Man, I went to that Super Buffet. Durin' my second plate, I got tapped by the captain. Almost didn't make it either!
by Leif June 10, 2006
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Captain Knots

Look over there it's a Captain Knots kicking ass in LoL.
by AmbientWalrus September 8, 2012
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Smooth Captain

The drink of Captain Morgan's and Amp'd.

Ratio of 1/3 Captain Morgan's and 2/3's Amp'd. Best proportianlized in a mug without using the whole of the amp'd can. The drinks cancel each other's flavors/bites and makes it smooth to drink for either preference to drink.
Mix 1:3 Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum and 2/3's Amp'd, and you've got a Smooth Captain.
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