by therapistgod June 1, 2021
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1. an employee of a failing businesses, who has no real authority but still insists on sticking it out for as long as possible, despite that everyone at their level or below is quitting.
2. middle management of a failing business who is helping all of their subordinates to get good severance packages before they leave themselves.
1. an employee of a failing businesses, who has no real authority but still insists on sticking it out for as long as possible, despite that everyone at their level or below is quitting.
2. middle management of a failing business who is helping all of their subordinates to get good severance packages before they leave themselves.
"you gotta bail on that job already you Rat Captain, they aren't going to promote you when they're in liquidation"
by clayhands May 25, 2021
Get the Rat Captain mug.A person, usually of some significance/importance, who speaks in a very slow, boring and monotonous manner thus rendering his/her audience bored to tears.
by Credible Threat May 7, 2021
Get the Captain Mogadon mug.Also known by his alter-ego, NeogearzX, Captain Capeman is an amazing superhero who thrives on helping out poor forumgoers.
by retro October 23, 2003
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Also known by his alter-ego, NeogearzX, Captain Capeman is an amazing superhero who thrives on helping out poor forumgoers.
Also known by his alter-ego, NeogearzX, Captain Capeman is an amazing superhero who thrives on helping out poor forumgoers.
by retro October 28, 2003
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Person 2: "OH, she's the one who made josh have 1300 subscribers and part of the morning among us lobby, basically the pereson who made him fairly famous."
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by cucucucuucmber March 16, 2023
Get the Captain Puffy mug.A man (typically of Arabic descent and low economic status) who participates in sexual relations solely with obese white women.
Why is Hamid Hussain with a 250 pound woman when himself weighs a mere buck one forty?
Well I guess he's a Captain Ahab that can't do better.
Well I guess he's a Captain Ahab that can't do better.
by Pickled Embryo June 23, 2022
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