Carpet Cleaner

A male who eats out a female following another man ejaculating into a female.

Person 1: That dude's so beta, he ate out his girl after someone else did all the work!
Person 2: Hey man, no shame in being a carpet cleaner.

by Redd73 June 15, 2019

carpet-burn

an insult insulting name to call someone

hey carpet-burn hyb

by leccksee&larry April 24, 2020

carpet cutting

Dancing, probably on carpet, think about it

Did you see him carpet cutting at my house last night? It was mad cool.

by MaryOfNazareth September 26, 2004

carpet hair

a person of african ancestry. black skin, wide nose, thick lips and when their frizzy hair is short enough, it feels like carpet to touch.

can also be known as shitskin, tar baby, inkface and thicklips.

Daniel: "Touch Ashleys hair, it feels like carpet."

Jesse: "I want to rub my ball sack on his his 'carpet hair'."

by uwjshdysbsbhgd January 20, 2009

The Yankee carpet bang

typically used as a sex move in a Yankee basement by a young Yankininianite with his first girl...the progression
1.) he whips it out into her eye appologizes franticlly
2.) he then gets sucked off for a whole 10 seconds before almost blowing into her mouth
3.)pulls out and procedes to try and find her vagina but has not fucking clue whta the hell it looks like because he Likes the Yankess
Finnally 4.)he blows his load all over her mothers beautiful french rug after assuming it felt good enough to be the vagina....no where that was anywhere actually near the vaj.

Mike thought ha was the shit cause he got laid by a rug....the Yankee carpet bang

by Billiam1234987 February 13, 2008

Carpet Carl

an act, description, or object.
-for repetitive use in a single converstation.

I Carpet Carl-ed all over my face.
Today, my Carpet Carl was insane.
Dude, that was so Carpet Carl.

by Wigglesworth Pudlitzke December 15, 2004

carpet

verb, Puerto Rican slang for knocking someone out

I'm carpet that fool

by Dick Burns January 18, 2007