1) to be severely messed up due to consumption of drugs (mainly pot unless otherwise specified); 2) to be in the act of or have the desire to perform a task (usually relating to drug consumption); 3) (as a noun) a state of being
1)
When dealing with pot: "wow that last bowl crippled me to the belt"
When dealing with other drugs, the drug must be specifically mentioned: "last night was out of control, i was so crippled drunk that i fell down a flight of steps and then urinated myself"
2)
"dude hurry up and cripple that joint so we can go inside and feast mcdonalds"
"there is no sense in even trying to talk to Ronnie, he has been crippling the beer bong all night and is too messed up to form coherent thoughts"
3)
"look at Pedro, that last hit turned him into a cripple"
When dealing with pot: "wow that last bowl crippled me to the belt"
When dealing with other drugs, the drug must be specifically mentioned: "last night was out of control, i was so crippled drunk that i fell down a flight of steps and then urinated myself"
2)
"dude hurry up and cripple that joint so we can go inside and feast mcdonalds"
"there is no sense in even trying to talk to Ronnie, he has been crippling the beer bong all night and is too messed up to form coherent thoughts"
3)
"look at Pedro, that last hit turned him into a cripple"
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Get the crippy chron mug.An exclamation that can be used after having encountered a bad situation. Can be used in conjunction with; Jesus Christ, Christ, Jesus Tap dancing Christ, and "awww hell".
Dude A: Hey have you seen that video with two chicks and a cup?
Dude B: Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass! That was fucked!
Dude B: Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass! That was fucked!
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Get the Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass! mug.A Hipster who, while trying to pursue Coolness , puts on a Blue gang related/ colored bandanna. This is of course a Portmanteau of the words Hipster and Crip . A Cripster has no affiliation with the Crip gang and is pretty oblivious. this results in laughter and/or getting shot.
This is one of the more rare yet imbecilic forms of Hipster
Cases of this causing Gang violence are unlikely however serious.
This is one of the more rare yet imbecilic forms of Hipster
Cases of this causing Gang violence are unlikely however serious.
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