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cripple

1) to be severely messed up due to consumption of drugs (mainly pot unless otherwise specified); 2) to be in the act of or have the desire to perform a task (usually relating to drug consumption); 3) (as a noun) a state of being
1)
When dealing with pot: "wow that last bowl crippled me to the belt"
When dealing with other drugs, the drug must be specifically mentioned: "last night was out of control, i was so crippled drunk that i fell down a flight of steps and then urinated myself"
2)
"dude hurry up and cripple that joint so we can go inside and feast mcdonalds"
"there is no sense in even trying to talk to Ronnie, he has been crippling the beer bong all night and is too messed up to form coherent thoughts"
3)
"look at Pedro, that last hit turned him into a cripple"
by tom prough October 30, 2003
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crippy chron

Weed that makes you high: if you get really high, you can call it the triple crip.
by Weeter Paulus August 26, 2003
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An exclamation that can be used after having encountered a bad situation. Can be used in conjunction with; Jesus Christ, Christ, Jesus Tap dancing Christ, and "awww hell".
Dude A: Hey have you seen that video with two chicks and a cup?

Dude B: Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass! That was fucked!
by JPF December 31, 2007
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Cripster

A Hipster who, while trying to pursue Coolness , puts on a Blue gang related/ colored bandanna. This is of course a Portmanteau of the words Hipster and Crip . A Cripster has no affiliation with the Crip gang and is pretty oblivious. this results in laughter and/or getting shot.

This is one of the more rare yet imbecilic forms of Hipster
Cases of this causing Gang violence are unlikely however serious.
"what the hell..."
"YEAH! just look at the Cripster over there. what the HECK are they thinking?"
"haha yeah, Cripsters are funny"
"yeah! i know... but i feel a little sad for them"
by YoungAuzATL October 9, 2009
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ass crippling trots

Self explanatory for a severe case of diarrhea. Generally, resulting in the pat - don't wipe method.
I got a stomach bug and had the ass crippling trots for a week!
by stahlout September 15, 2006
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Slip Him A Crippler

The artform of sneaking up behind someone, pulling the back of his pants over his head whilst raising your knee up between his leg rapidly.
Stealth wedgy cripple slipper!
Slip him a crippler & watch from a distance!
by Squapstars October 17, 2011
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Cripple That Bitch

A Term Used By Guys To Describe What They Would Do Sexually To A Hot Bitch
Dude 1: Man Look At That Fine Ass Hoe
Dude 2: I Would Totally Cripple That Bitch
by PimpMaster K November 21, 2009
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