Baby clams!

Used when surprised, impressed or cursing.
Replaces things such as oh my god and lordy.

1. Baby clams I didn't see that coming!

2. (Stubbs toe on chair) Baby clams!

3. Baby clams he's fitt.

by randypixie September 28, 2009

choking clams

Pulling on your penis while it is soft. Verb

Hey fella did you get any action or did you end up choking clams

by Assedo123 June 12, 2017

root cause

The basic cause of something. A root cause is an initiating cause of either a condition or a causal chain that leads to an outcome or effect of interest. The term denotes the earliest, most basic, 'deepest', cause for a given behavior; most often a fault.

these drugs do not address the root cause of the problem

by Phillyclause89 June 12, 2018

Clash of Clams

When two lesbians are arraged where their vaginas are rubbing together.

These two chicks got naked and had a clash of clams on my bed.

by MissAD April 12, 2019

triangles are a common cause of depression

Truth

Person 1: Did you know that triangles are a common cause of depression?
Person 2: no, I didint
Person 1:that is because it is not true

by ' March 19, 2022

Pause for the cause

when you take a break in a day to realese some of the bodily fluids.

SKEET SKEET SKEET mutha fucka

by Mr.Unknown August 24, 2004

chauss out

to spaz out in a specific way: spreading your lips so that your teeth are fully exposed, then flailing random parts of your body as to release energy that needed to be expelled. there are different levels of chauss. the first of which involves pointing your fingers and flailing your hands. the second and third are very much alike; with one of them you bear your teeth and hold your hands out to the side of you while tensing every muscle of your body, and the second state is to happily gyrate your pelvis while doing so. there are high level chauss contests that involve rapid combinations of all known chauss techniques. these should not be attempted by anyone except for those that have achieved the chauss sage level, in doing so harmonizing with their buffner.

*PLEASE NOTE THAT THE CONCEPT OF CHAUSS IS RAPIDLY EXPANDING, AND THE FOUNDERS (IAN AND NATHAN) WOULD BE HAPPY TO KNOW THAT THE CHAUSS IS SPREADING ITSELF LIKE JAM ALL OVER THE HEARTS OF THE YOUNG AND OLD AND THEIR BUTTHOLES.*

to chauss out:

~a random person on the street runs up to his friend, happily gyrating pelvis.

Friend: "dude...you just totally chaussed out!!!"
Chausser giggles and quickly hitches a ride on a passing iguana vagina.

by shaggyurbomb January 6, 2009