by Twinkothy January 27, 2025
Get the carrot waxing mug.Bugs Bunny's bodily-condition of being too "thick-skinned" due to his crunching up too many orange Vitamin-A-rich vegetables.
Having an acute case of carrotosis can indeed make you overly casual and courageous ("Ehhh --- what's up, Doc?!"), and so you may habitually find yourself on da business-end of yer temperishly-spluttering opponent's blunderbuss!
by QuacksO February 5, 2025
Get the carrotosis mug.An abnormal condition of yer peepers due to yer having eaten too MANY of those hairy orange veggies.
Mother: Eat your carrots, dear.
Son: Why should I, Ma?
Mother: They're good for your eyesight.
Son: How do you know?
Mother: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
(Well, that may indeed be a valid point, Mom, but what about bunnies who chow down on EXCESSIVE quantities of Mr. McGregor's vermilion-colored garden-produce, and develop carrotoconus?! Da famous story only talks about Peter's needing camomile tea after his jacket-losing misadventures, but it doesn't go on to tell if he also needed corrective lenses sometime in da future from consuming too much Vitamin A!)
Son: Why should I, Ma?
Mother: They're good for your eyesight.
Son: How do you know?
Mother: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
(Well, that may indeed be a valid point, Mom, but what about bunnies who chow down on EXCESSIVE quantities of Mr. McGregor's vermilion-colored garden-produce, and develop carrotoconus?! Da famous story only talks about Peter's needing camomile tea after his jacket-losing misadventures, but it doesn't go on to tell if he also needed corrective lenses sometime in da future from consuming too much Vitamin A!)
by QuacksO February 5, 2025
Get the carrotoconus mug.The singer for the anonymous punk band Radioactive Chicken Heads since 1993. He has a giant carrot head and wears cool glasses.
“Dude, did you see those Chicken guys last night?” “Yeah man, I loved the carrot guy, he’s pretty gnar.” “Yeah, that’s Carrot Topp, not to be confused with the comedian of course.”
by GameofGenie July 10, 2025
Get the Carrot Topp mug.When two or more romantic partners come into the respected holding of a gathering dressed in carrot uniforms and try their best to fart the stem off each other. you can only win if one gets pink eye or the stem gives way
by Andy Pipkin67 August 28, 2025
Get the Carrot Fingletooter mug.A Carrot Bonus is when LasVegasVP wins more than 100 times his original bet. For example, winning $200+ on a $2 bet. When this happens, LasVegasVP gives 20 carrots to everyone in chat. These carrots can be used to 'buy' things in the Carrot Store at LasVegasVP.com.
by Teri4Now March 10, 2026
Get the Carrot Bonus mug.Carrot Inflation is when LasVegasVP wins more than 100 times his original bet. For example, winning $200+ on a $2 bet. When this happens, LasVegasVP gives 20 carrots to everyone in chat. These carrots can be used to 'buy' things in the Carrot Store at LasVegasVP.com.
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