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One Ball Boner

An erection on a male who has only one testicle. Typically displayed in online chats or ASCII form as a U plus a seemingly appropriate number of pipes (|) followed by a D to indicate the head. The head may be preceded by two or more slashes (\) if a pulled back foreskin is present.
Man, I could totally see Lance Armstrong's One Ball Boner in that Tour de France spandex.
by stbn January 3, 2010
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Mongos on bongos

When a group of mongs get invited to take part in a group bongo playing session, much to the amusement of anyone within watching distance.
By Jove Nicholls!!! I was walking past the plaza just now and had the unpleasantness to witness a mongos on bongos session!!! It was reminiscent of a bunch of chickens being chased for the slaughter!!!
by Befferson 2 November 28, 2014
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Windmill of bones

The superior fightingstyle in any situation. it involves the user verticaly rotating both arms with clenched fists and then charging the victim
Nigga I would like to see your taekondoshit go up against the windmill of bones you wouldn't stand a chance.
by JewishChild August 12, 2017
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Soaked to the bone

Being very drunk
by Shuckjive January 15, 2020
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nitrous bong rip

Nitrous Bong Rips: an elusive phenomenon that has lurked in the shadows for century upon century, looming just around the corner, waiting for its most opportune moment to attack society’s mainstream like a swarm of bees enveloping its unfortunate prey in unison. The NBR perhaps represents the most creative and progressive attempt to take drug users/abusers mundane activities to a never-before-expected level. A synthesis of the relaxing marijuana smoke with the chilly nitrous hit that induces half a minute of incapacitated euphoria has proved to be a magical combination: one that incites a series of sensations only understood by another NRB user.

The history is largely unknown, but its following of cultish proportions has become a topic of interest on its own. Nitrous oxide is a gas used to make whipped cream, and can be purchased in packages of several cartridges. Though illegal to use as an inhalant, nitrous oxide (often called “whippits”) is utilized by many young people, especially adolescents with limited incomes, to achieve a cheap and quick high. A balloon is inflated with a nitrous cartridge, and is fastened to the slide of an already-lit bong. The hit is inhaled as the balloon is released, allowing the individual to experience a bong rip and a nitrous hit simultaneously.
"Yo dude, let's go back to the apartment and take some nitrous bong rips and then eat some hot dogs!
by YanaCeciliaMark July 29, 2008
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Bonerizing

Something that is so awesome, it can make you hard without physical contact.
That cake was so bonerizing i had to tighten my belt a notch to hide my hard on.

Dude, I got a quadruple kill in call of duty last night with a RPG and it was so bonerizing
by Julesfools February 25, 2010
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peter bone

“I'm tryna get it on, she feeling all over my Peter bone ..”
by QuietJoker May 26, 2021
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