Philly Blunts

•An inexpensive cigar that can be bought wherever cigarettes and other tobacco products are sold
•Product where the term blunt originated from
•Come in different flavors; chocolate, strawberry, banana, peachy keen, and many others
•Tastes best if packed with weed, of course

"Yo! Hit these Philly Blunts! They are the peachy keens!"

Philly Blunts by David McQuiston January 13, 2008

bluetards 

See felons and retards in blue.

Daughter: "Daddy, what's wrong with those people?"

Father: "Sweetie, they are just a bunch of bluetards. Ignore them and they'll go away before the championship series."

Daughter: "Should we move away? Do they bite?"

Father: "Just don't startle them and keep your pepper spray handy."

bluetards by Mark in San Bruno February 10, 2010

imaginary bluetooth 

A device that allows people to communicate out loud with imaginary friends, foes, complaint hot lines, etc, while in public places. Commonly used on public transport.

Sam: That bloke was jabbering away, but had no phone.

Saul: He was using his imaginary bluetooth.

imaginary bluetooth by wheaty October 1, 2008

bluntly honest 

When someone says something to another person that sounds like an insult but is simply just the cold truth given by someone that doesn't usually understand insults.

John: *chewing food with mouth open like an annoying little prick*
Sam: *has a blank face on while watching John eat* John, your eating habits are disgusting .
John: Sam that bluntly honest of you to say.

bluntly honest by Your ass wipe friend June 27, 2016

bluetuning 

The process of flirting using wireless technology from mobile phones (bluetooth). The process involves sending a message to a random woman using bluetooth.

Im gunna try my luck with some bluetuning in this club.

bluetuning by Graham Bradley July 22, 2006

Bluetooth Head 

The act of receiving hands free oral sex from a female.

"Breezy hooked it up with some Bluetooth Head"

Bluetooth Head by Reegz January 11, 2009

bluetubed

When you click on an embedded YouTube video and it says: "Sorry this video is no longer available". Compare with blueballed.

His site is nice, but with the amount of controversial content he's fond of posting, I'm not surprised anymore when I go to click on some racy new video and end up getting bluetubed.

bluetubed by AlephNought May 6, 2008