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Le blumpkin ultimo

The much fabled predecessor of the blumpkin pie, le blumpkin ultimo is the act of recieving fellatio whilst taking a shit on the toilet, then pinching a piece off and smearing it on the girl/guys nose.
OMG! Mark just totally gave me Le blumpkin ultimo!
by elfa89 May 19, 2009
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smashing blumpkin

taking a shit on the floor as u receive head from a really fat disgusting girl
"I just had the ill smashing blumpkin last nite with that huge bitch"
by goats February 23, 2005
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GOLDEN BLUMPKIN

Blumpkin To pee all over your lovers chest before you sit down to recieve your blumpkin.
With the accent of DR Evil from Austin Powers.

you dirty boy, I charge you one golden blumpkin for use of my "LAZER"
by Bobby / B- Rad December 12, 2008
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Reverse blumpkin

Yo I was fucking this chick in the bathroom one day and I had to take s piss and she came up behind me and started sticking her tongue in my ass........reverse blumpkin YEAH BUDDY!!
by Dr fuzzinstine October 21, 2011
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Blumpkin

A combination of the two best things in the word!
Dude, I gotta blumpkin lastnite from my girl, I swear I was in heaven.
by sosaditty June 21, 2011
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blumpkin

A fat chick with red hair and resembles a pumpkin
That blumpkin stole my twinkie!
by Bran-Dan April 20, 2009
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Irish Blumpkin

A blumpkin that ends with the giver vomiting on the recipient.
The stench of Mike's shit was so bad that the blumpkin I was trying to give him ended up being... an Irish Blumpkin.
by vexxie March 25, 2004
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