My Birthday

Any day in which your girlfriend will let you have anal sex with her. Can be used in past, present and future tenses.

Dude, I bought my girlfriend this awesome choclate browine, and in return it was my birthday!

by theoRidGEinal November 21, 2011

Birthmas

The birthday of a person that happens to coincide with December twenty-fifth, or Christmas day.

Jeremy is one of the few people I know who has a birthmas.

by Alcabum November 15, 2009

Happy Birthday

1) A gathering/celebration of why our not special or no one cares 2) Everyone/everything has a date of creation, hence the birth day. 3) Just another bullshit holiday for the already barely-getting-by-on-my-shitty-pay-month-to-month pay checks so to become pressured to celebrate the many and continue to make those in power richer (why they sleep) and you go back home to your programmed existence.

Ex. 1) Friend A: "It's my birthday today!"

Friend B : "Hey, Happy Birthday!"

Ex. 3) Friend A: "It's my birthday today!"

Friend B : "Hey, Happy Birthday!"

by Punktileus1 September 10, 2011

Birth Control Causality

A woman who is physically "inflated" from the usage of birth control. Unfortunately all of the negative symptoms (weight gain, larger breasts, blood clots, etc) have affected her, unlike some women who may not experience some or all the symptoms. The woman will appear chubbier or fatter than ever with a round or apple-shaped figure, her breasts are plump but sagging from tenderness, and she has a muffin top; however, on the bright side, her skin is radiantly clear.

A birth control causality can also be a woman who smoked and took birth control or did not take her birth control properly and ended up pregnant.

Poor things.

Eva was mad after taking birth control for two years. She is shaped like a pear, her love handles seem to flop over her pants, her arms are flabby and her boobs seem to scrape the floor. However, her acne has disappeared. Poor girl is a Birth Control Causality . Oh well, once again at least her skin's cleared up.

by twistedbabydoll September 22, 2007

BIRTH OF ROME

When a ziplock bag is filled with booze, turned upside down, the corners are snipped off, and flipped over for two drinkers to suckle. Since you can't use your hands there is always a small melee being fought to control your teet and the probability of the drinkers soaking themselves and others is very high.

Results are best when the drinkers are shirtless and grappling.

Rodd:"Aww shit, John just filled a ziplock with half a fifth of Jim Beam..."

Everyone:"BIRTH OF ROME!"

Todd:"Shit. I guess I'm Remus"

Rodd:"Cool, I got Romulus"

by dr.zima April 15, 2007

birth weight

A blunt rolled so fucking fat that it looks like its back to its original size

Lets go smoke with sam barrett because he's the only nigga that can roll blunts back to birth weight.

by Sam Barrett August 30, 2007

Birthday Shaft

When you are not invited to a birthday party because you are lame.

Did Nick get invited to that hot girl's birthday party?

Nah, he took her on a lame date so she gave him the Birthday Shaft!

by randy2.0 October 23, 2009