Balloon Boy

The act of a male stroking a dick with each hand while sucking a dick at the same time.

Dude, I performed my first Balloon Boy last night behind Waffle House. There was so much cum! They got Pfeifered!

by Burnt Reynolds January 7, 2018

helium balloon

When a man inserts his flacid penis into a woman and then becomes erect inside of her.

For effect, the man may tug his scrotum as if he is releasing helium into his dick.

Jill: Why did you stick your floppy dick in me?

Jack: Wait for it.

Jill: Oh my!

Jack: That's my helium balloon, baby.

by Fozter March 26, 2010

Bill O'Reilly

A left-leaning Independent who when he's not speaking out against child molesters getting light sentences is saying things like he is against the death penalty,for gay marriage and the right for gays to adopt children.This of course gets him labeled and extreme right-wing fascist by extreme left wingnuts who are convinced of his radical rightwingedness because he sometimes has yelled at a couple of people who were acting either pro-terrorist or pro-kiddie-fiddler.

Bill O'Reilly is to the right...of Karl Marx.

by go suck goo thru a straw November 4, 2006

Bello

It's like hello but it means bye. You say that to your closest friends when you have to leave but don't want to do so.

Kai: please don't leave!
Adrian: I really have to. Sorry man. Bello.
Kai: bello to you too.

by Sher. June 24, 2016

balloon knot

fart pipe, leather cheerio, meat doughnut

after licking it for a minute, i stuck my finger in her balloon knot.

by King Eggroll FHC July 5, 2005

mustard balloon pits

yellow stains in the under arm area of shirts

When you play water balloon fights on facebook and you get hit with millions of mustard water balloons your pits on your shirt look like mustard balloon pits

by tweetie bird August 9, 2009

Hawt Air Balloon

Hawt Air Ballon....
In the act of intercourse, at the moment of climax one Rips a smelly one into a plastic bag, pulling it over lovers head. Forcing them to breath in the aroma.

Last night I was nailing this nasty chick, so I Hawt Air Ballooned her, and she puked into the bag.

by Coprophobia July 25, 2011