xxspxce_alienxx

A very cool person on tik tok that makes me happy everyday

Noob: Hey do you know Xxspxce_alienxX?

Very cool person: yeah they're my cousin

by Your cool dad louis July 28, 2021

The Aliens

Intelligent beings (maybe even people) from far away who are beyond us in every way imaginable. That's all we really know about them. And if they were hostile/wanted to "kill us all", they would have done it already.

Jeff: Did you see that light in the sky? How did it move so quickly?
Adam: That was an Unidentified Flying Object, maneuvered by the aliens.

by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021

The Alien Pete

When you shoot candy balls into your anus from a alien dildo.

Last night George pulled a The Alien Pete with candy balls with his girlfriend.

by Hiarchy September 8, 2021

Penile Alientitis

When ur dick has a smaller dick inside it like in the movie alien

You see that guy with Penile Alientitis? Shit was crazy.

by lmaololhahahehe October 31, 2021

Blue aliens

Aliens with giant mandibles that cannot tell a lie they aren't getting paid to tell.

The blue aliens started recruiting and programming the minds of those kids at a young age.

by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022

Joey alien

The alien that started it all

Joey alien is amazing

by Joey alien May 3, 2022

Fat alien whale

A fat alien whale is short and has pointy flippers. The scientific name for this rare breed of whale is a ‘Benji’ whale. If you see one in the wild you must swim as fast as you can, they have a tendency to drown you.

Hey look at that fat alien whale

by Fat alien whale August 7, 2022