Middle Aged White Man

Racist American, in their 30-40's who can often been found mowing the lawn, drinking Budweiser's or telling at black people.

Person 1: That Middle Aged White Man just said a slur!
Person 2: What did you except?

by God's favorite child. September 24, 2023

Aging like fine wine

Paget Brewster

"Have you seen Paget Brewster?"

"Yes! I swear, some people are just aging like fine wine!"

by IloveCriminalMinds07 October 20, 2024

Ice Age

Refers to either of two developmental-periods in a particular child's life:
(1) From toddler to maybe ages five or six, when many a "Little Rascal" turns into a young Achmed who seethingly wants to "keel" everyone whom he dislikes or cannot make kowtow to his wishes.
(2) From "'tween to teen", when said sullen young rebel is attracted to da appalling music/movies made by "frozen-water" stars like da Cube, Vanilla, etc.

This year's summer is gettin' hotter 'n' blue blazes, yet we are in da middle of a bleepin' ICE AGE when it comes to da atrocious entertainment dat today's youth wants to access!

by QuacksO August 12, 2019

Ice Age

An ice age is a long period of reduction in the temperature of the Earth's surface and atmosphere, resulting in the presence or expansion of continental and polar ice sheets and alpine glaciers.

Did you know there was an Ice age during the Cambrian period

by ColinMc March 24, 2021

Sour Aged

Where a person of age has grown impatient, lazy and thus selfish due to understanding how the world works

My father has grown "Sour Aged"

by Ass_Pounder October 05, 2020

Dark Aging

Covering yourself and your lover up with blankets that have holes in them by your genitals. Then one of you must tackle the other down the stairs or off the bed. Then you have to try to insert your penis into her hole. If you get it in before two minuets, your lover has to throat fuck you and say "what a lovely tea party".

Hey Laura do you want to try dark aging tonight?

by Thejerseydirtbag May 01, 2015

Age Traveller

Kyle M.

Age Traveller is defined as an unsolved mystery. Really there is no explanation on how you go from 1 age to another in 1 week and then you demote yourself to the age under again.

Unsolved Mystery.

by TheUnknownDictionaryMan January 18, 2021