by Lack and Jenna go Yasss January 26, 2017
Get the slap the turkey mug.Turkey surprise begins by producing ball cheese through multiple weeks without washing his balls. Scrape the soft yellow substance from both sides of the ball sack onto clean dinner plate. This will serve as the base flavor for the female and her family during the thanksgiving dinner. Then defecate into a five speed blender and add three table spoons of vomit to add a nice creamy crunch. Blend for thirty seconds and put in fridge to cool. While waiting to cool, ejaculate onto the floor and wait for the cum to harden and become a thin pancake like substance. Take the now cool crap-a-chino from the fridge and poor it into the anus of the cooked turkey. Place turkey on top of the ball cheese lathered plate and crumble up the cum pancake to add crumbs on top of the turkey. Serve to females family. Once the family is done complimenting you of the delightful crap you have made them, tell them how you made it and watch them puke on your cherry wood table. Then collect the vomit and save for next thanksgiving. Please recycle.
Turkey Suprise
Male: hey babe, stop doing your sorority squats with the friends you paid to have and try my crap-a-chino.
Girlfriend: that sounds wonderful.
Male: When you are done, please puke the in one spot to make it easier to recycle for my "Turkey Surprise".
Girlfriend: like totally, then Ill go back to triangle triangle funny looking e and fuck some ugly fat loser for some beer.
Male: thats my girl.
Male: hey babe, stop doing your sorority squats with the friends you paid to have and try my crap-a-chino.
Girlfriend: that sounds wonderful.
Male: When you are done, please puke the in one spot to make it easier to recycle for my "Turkey Surprise".
Girlfriend: like totally, then Ill go back to triangle triangle funny looking e and fuck some ugly fat loser for some beer.
Male: thats my girl.
by that guy>.> October 8, 2012
Get the Turkey Suprise mug.Turkey Burping is a slang term for gagging, but not throwing up. It may be used to include standard gagging, a sick feeling belch, or even vomiting a little into one's mouth.
Dude, watching that gross video had me turkey burping!
After that Chinese food I turkey burped like three times, I think I'm getting sick.
If I see you vomit I'm gonna turkey burp.
After that Chinese food I turkey burped like three times, I think I'm getting sick.
If I see you vomit I'm gonna turkey burp.
by chokey October 19, 2013
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Get the Turkey-Lurking mug.A member of the electorate in the United Kingdom who voted to enact the Conservative Party's policies, policies that are against that member's own interest.
Derived from "Turkey's who vote for Christmas"
Derived from "Turkey's who vote for Christmas"
The Tory Turkey voted for Brexit because he was told by Jacob Rees-Mogg order to lower energy costs, however, the value of the GBP to USD can be seen to crash on the Forex Graph on date of the referendum result, and since energy is bought in USD it means that energy became immediately more expensive upon getting Brexit as an outcome... the Tory Turkey in fact voted to make energy prices more expensive!
by Juanco March 3, 2023
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