turkey catch

When a guy tries to turkey slap you but you catch it instead.

My boy friend tried to turkey slap me but i turkey catched it because of my fast reflexes.

by turkeymonster October 26, 2011

lurkey turkey

When someone Won't leave you alone or stop texting you.

'He won't stop texting me he's being a lurkey turkey'

by Ty--txt June 18, 2016

Turkey Broth

The sweat that forms between a pair of Turkey Tits.

"Don't you love licking up that turkey broth?"

"I love the feeling of Turkey broth on my junk while titty fucking"

by Steve123123123 October 5, 2006

ghost turkey

Once thanksgiving is over and triptophan has caused your significant other to fall asleep, it is when a gentleman, or gentlelady equipped with a strap-on, offers them a turkey leg while half asleep. When their mouth opens to accept the turkey, the gentleman it lady slips their erect penis or strap-on into their mouth.

"She was passed out post thanksgiving and asked for the Ghost turkey, so I gave her the full ghost turkey."

by Tomblazer August 13, 2017

Jerky Turkey

A person who gets turned on by mating turkeys

or

An aggressive or excessive masturbator

Dang *blank* is such a jerky turkey.

by DJRTheBoyy April 10, 2016

swag turkey

A very modernized elderly person

Person one: "Look at that old lady, using that tablet like a pro!" Person two: " Yeah, she's a real swag turkey.

by Epicjazzhound February 9, 2015

Turkey tits

Though historically a term used to describe very large female, or sometimes male, breast, turkey tits have evolved to into a largely undefined term with the only consensus being you know them when you see them. No longer bound by the constraints of a large cup size, turkey tits can actually range from from a B cup all the way up to a 44 triple H. Not to be confused with "Sloppy Hoagie Tits" which are similar yet sloppier, turkey this can be characterized by a dual free wheeling action apart from the "perky" variety, the utmost form of this manifesting as "Sloppy Hoagie Tits" which crosses into a new genus.

Great Tits-o-Turkey! Did you see her Turkey tits!

by Mr. Charlie007 March 8, 2017