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5-to-9er

Someone who has a side business outside their 9-to-5 profession.
I have a 9-to-5 office job, so I have to work on my furniture restoration business after I get home. I guess you could call me a 5-to-9er."
by smallbusiness October 16, 2017
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Nerd-5

The “nerd-5” is an uber-secret show of affection between the nerd community which “unofficially” requires said nerds to push their glasses up the bridge of the nose while simultaneously snorting, chuckling, and slapping snot-stained hands hands together, thus temporarily straightened the hand from the normal kung-fu grip of their lonely masturbation posture, and celebrating good fun throughout the nerd social circle.
Mortimer: I tweaked the mainframe settings on my PC and now it boots up 3 seconds faster.

Luther: Nerd-5!!!!
by Dong Cheadle September 13, 2011
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Maroon 5

When you listen to pop music but also into necrophilia
I went on a date with this girl last night but she was into maroon 5.
by Versatilebeats September 10, 2020
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January 5

This is the best day ever! I can’t wait for this day ever year!!
January 5 is the best day of the year!
by Best day January 4, 2021
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November 5

It's national fight Oscar Day! So if you see a Oscar... Fight them!
Person 1: it's november 5! Go kick Oscar!
Person 2: Finally! :D
by Idazzz3 November 4, 2019
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December 5

It’s December 5 i’m going to kiss my girlfriend
by suckycok December 4, 2021
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5% Club

“I’m guessing there’s some 5% Club going on here” - Joe Lewis
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