ass sandwich

having sex, getting laid

I'm going to have myself an ass sandwich later tonight after the kids are asleep.

by dscott November 7, 2005

fake ass

not real. see psuedo-conformist and pretentious and passive aggressive

that fake ass tits are hot.

by eazy-x February 19, 2008

candy-ass

Someone who is sweet to the point of pansitude. They want people to kiss thier ass, so they suck up and never fight anything.

SYNONYMS: weenie, pansy, brown-noser, Gamecube User

He is such a candy-ass bitch

by ElCapitan November 3, 2004

ass monkey

a monkey which drops from your ass ie. a turd

I need to drop some ass monkeys

by bread infection December 28, 2005

ass burger

riding your scooter on your ass while waving your legs in the air!

dude#1: Dude! i just totally did a freakin sweet ass burger
dude#2 knarly biach!!!111

by sweet dood!!!1111 January 10, 2009

Ass monkey

Black person. Annoying black people.

Fuckin ass monkey.
Oh, look there's an ass monkey robbing that banana store!

by penisblackbaby May 8, 2008

ass monkey

someone who is always willing to take it in the ass for the team...

Josh is a real ass monkey

by josh November 19, 2003