not-me-yous

People who constantly deflect accountability and blame other people or things for their problems.

Tom and Britney are a couple of not-me-yous, couldn’t accept any blame in the situation.

by Westonbaur May 16, 2019

Turn me up shmere

When you see a shmere nigga or when smhere come in like dee

Chonge"damnn shmere i see you!" deer:"tUrn ME UP SHMERE"

by TURN ME UP SHMEREE May 17, 2019

Turn me up shmere

When you see shmere go crazy or when shmere came in like dee

*girl twerks on shmere

"TURN ME UP SHMERE"

by TURN ME UP SHMEREE May 17, 2019

GIVE ME SOME CUCK

when u want some cuck

Can u please give me some cuck?

by beastmaster54 May 20, 2019

Me-cation

When a co-worker, thinking only of himself, decides to take a few days off on short notice to “rest up” before the next big project, leaving the remaining crew to work overtime in over to cover his shift.

“Did you hear we gotta work 12s cause that pussy Art chumped out and is taken a me-cation before the coal boat comes in?”

by Cdux May 22, 2019

r.i.p to me

when you are so shook in a good way about something that you are dead; deceased.

me: omg i'm meant to be with this person. i'm so happy... r.i.p to me.
person 2: wow you really are happy and shook if you're saying r.i.p to me!

by kari;) May 22, 2019

kill me

When you do something embarassing or you don't give a fuck about your life.

Farts while sitting next to crush.

Me: Oh Lord, please kill me!

by DestroyD May 25, 2019