Baby Adult

A child who has passed the age of 18 but is still not financially independent.

My baby adult still mooches off of us

by LordOfMischief February 15, 2025

dropkicking a baby

This means when a baby on a plane is crying right next to you for 15 fucking hours 😀

A sentence for dropkicking a baby
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
me: *dropkicks baby out of plane*

by BT21F8N February 15, 2025

London Baby Lottery

When you have sex with over 1000 men in a fancy mansion in London, UK in twelve hours time to set a world record, later find out you're pregnant, and then 9 months later everyone goes in for DNA tests to see who the father of the child is.

I was in a group of chaps who took part in this Guinness Book of World Records thing and the posh tosser in front of me ended up winning the London Baby Lottery.

by recklessconduct February 19, 2025

Baby Porno

the best thing to ever exist, a baby sexing with another one.

Minker: Name something better than god
Monker: Baby Porno.

by sunodim February 19, 2025

Beefcake Baby

Instead of feeding your new born powdered formula you get them on whey protein powder.

Darren has a beefcake baby

by Gozza69 February 20, 2025

First Baby

A billionaire man-child who throws tantrums at the slightest criticism, bans anyone who bruises his fragile ego, and plays the victim while wielding unchecked power. Often cosplays as a genius visionary but behaves more like a Reddit mod on a power trip. Loves "free speech" until it applies to him.

👤 "I called Elon 'The First Baby,' and he banned me within minutes."

👤 "Dude, did you see Musk's meltdown over that article? Classic First Baby move."

👤 "Billionaires sure love playing First Baby when the criticism hits too close to home."

by anonymous February 23, 2025

Ass Babies

The little rolled up pieces of toilet paper that occur after wiping.

After Katy uses the restroom, there's always ass babies that collect in a pile on the floor.

by Qfcho February 24, 2025