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Head Coach

The person who taught your girlfriend how to give a Blow Job.

This is usually one of her friends in high school or college, using a banana as the test subject.

Whoever it was, you should thank them.
My girlfriend went to her her high school reunion, and her Head Coach was there!
by TheFlashSimiValley November 3, 2024
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Clean Bed, More Head

When you keep a clean bed set you get more head/oral sex.
Hey Jimmy I have noticed more moaning from your bedroom this week. I know Peter Clean Bed, More Head!
by PrincessRosita November 13, 2025
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Mushroom head

When you slap the top of a womans head with the head of your penis and it puts a big stamp that looks like a mushroom on her head.
Jake: i just mushroom headed your girl
JJ: no you didnt your cappin
by MrSlappaH December 28, 2018
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Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.
Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.
by LightThief November 13, 2018
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go stick your head in a hornet's nest

A less vulgar way to say "fuck off". I personally coined the phrase and used it once or twice on some motormouth who rubbed me the wrong way. Hornets are mean, six-legged bastards, even meaner than their cousins: the wasps.
Shemp: You couldn't let me do it. You had to gum up the works.

Larry: Ah, go stick your head in a hornet's nest.
by Stupidly Sophisticated September 16, 2020
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head ninja

When a girl starts an argument and some how turns it around to be your fault regardless and then you begin to think it was your fault all along.
I totally pulled a head ninja on mark the other day over the $9000 Gucci bill. I told him if he stayed home with me more I wouldnt spend as much money, so then he started crying and apologizing for not being around as much.
by QueenHeadNinja December 3, 2009
mugGet the head ninjamug.

Heads

When a male or female is horny they want heads.
I need some heads
by Heads August 2, 2020
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