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Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better

Trying to plead your case in a situation of guilt when you are actually doing more damage than good. Digging yourself deeper.
Mr. Brown went to represent himself at his trial. A spectator saw him and just said to him that he was "Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better."
by NotNix October 29, 2009
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Trying to Knock Yourself Out

Trying to knock yourself out can be defined as repeatedly hitting oneself, generally on the back of head
“Are you trying to knock yourself out?!?”, yelled Timmy's mother.
by GlimmerGurl July 2, 2019
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cutting yourself

A really REALLY STUPID thing to do! DON'T fucking do it!!!
She cut herself, thus becoming a "stupid bitch"
by LordBlunkey June 9, 2004
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keep your hands to yourself

When alone in a room, it is a phrase a woman says to a pervert when she's being groped when she only wants to see you masturbate. When around other people, it's a cry of rape.
Fundo grabbed Flenda's booby. Flenda screamed at Fundo, "Keep your hands to yourself!!!" Fundo proceeded to yank it in front of her.
by authOOr July 6, 2006
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to make a fool of yourself

the blatantly obvious result of incompetent damage control after you have been proven wrong in an intellectual argument
if you are decent human with self dignity do not even try to make a fool of yourself; do not attempt any form of damage control in an intellectual argument after you have been proven wrong. just accept the fact that you are indeed wrong and move on with your life.
by Sexydimma March 11, 2021
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don't flatter yourself

a very annoying catch phrase, normally said by immature freshmen, that is used to down-play the fact that the speaker of the phrase isn't as good at something as they claim they are.

It is also used to annoy the crap out of everyone around them because the speaker could not think of something more intelligent to say.
Suraj: Did you just farticulate?
Mark: oh don't flatter yourself
by Flatterizer October 24, 2012
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Date Raped Yourself

Having a sex-dream and rubbing your dick against the new, clean sheets. Suddenly you shoot your load all over yourself and that sucks...Has happened to every dude, that survived his first thirteen years
Mark: Fuck, I woke up while shooting my sperm all over my self last night

Felix: Shit, you totally date raped yourself...
by PollyPaljetter June 13, 2011
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