masturbating to stay warm

An interaction where a person strokes another's ego, which was passively prompted by the recipient of the stroke. "Masturbate" relates to the self-loving aspect of the interaction, while "staying warm" relates to the external stimulus from the compliment.

Joe's Facebook status (selfie in mirror with shirt off): I think my gym membership is paying off.

Pat: Yeah, I've noticed that you're looking mighty fine these days.

Joe: Thanks Pat! *feelings of warmth experienced by Joe*

Pat thinks: Joe is always masturbating to stay warm on Facebook.

by Sisterhood of Words March 27, 2017

jealously is a drink best served warm

Puzzling words tweeted by Trump’s 2020 campaign manager, Brad Parscale, to throw shade on Mitt Romney’s scathing January 2019 opinion piece on President Trump.

Jealously is a drink best served warm and Romney just proved it.

by MyaLocette January 2, 2019

warm-blooded whore

a whore who wears little or no clothing.

At nighttime on the corner of 4th and 5th, there was a creature who appeared to have no pants nor a shirt, but had high heels and a purse. I wasn't sure if it was a man or woman(it was dark)it approached me very slowly, and behind "it", came out more of itself.Then I was scared and screamed out....WARM-BLOODED WHORES!!!!!!!!!that's all

by jajarule May 30, 2007

the warm air weasel of doom

A Fart of gas to the 12th power of boom-bigger-te.

the warm air weasel of doom is what all farts run from.

by andand October 29, 2006

luke-warm

To be luke warm is to have just taken one or two hits of marijuana and are starting to feel the effects of said marijuana. Sometimes the highest newbies feel when they smoke is luke-warm due to their lack of smoking experience and not being able to hold the smoke in for a good amount of time. Sometimes this happens due to the lack of generosity from some people during a session i.e Doyle,Jack,or Eric.

(1)Tom never smoked weed before so all he did was cough and feel luke-warm, not totally baked.

by Kristobell January 10, 2008

warm blanket

Ejaculating into partners mouth. Then the partner letting it run out of their mouth down their body.

"she gave herself a warm blanket ."

by katnisnix December 27, 2013

warm front

When someone sits on your lap to lay a nice big fart in it.

Jim: Yo Dan, I was feelin on my girl last night and all of a sudden she gives me a warm front!
Dan: Nah man! That's FOUL!

by Indigo Kitti April 11, 2005