twatter

The Joe Jonas version of Twitter.

"We don't have a Twitter.. Twatter, whatever that's called."

by squarebubblex April 26, 2009

Twitter

The most effective way to tally up the stupid part of the world's population since the lottery. Also facilitates studies of their behavioral and herding patterns (i.e. following a person on tweeter). A perfect tool for stalkers and burglars since twitter users voluntarily disclose information about their whereabouts and activities.

"Hey I found this huge group of people on twitter who twit about every mundane detail of their boring lives. I think I'm going to follow them."

by Always_Tells_It_Like_It_Is May 20, 2010

titty twister

where you grab a nipple and twist as hard as you fuckin can. If done to a girl it will usually result in your getting bitch slapped. If you get a lot of them then you have a purple ring around your nipple.

FUCK MAN!!!, Adham gave me the worst fuckin titty twister yesterday. Im fuckin coverin my nipples today.

by cafukka January 17, 2005

Twatter

Disambiguation of twat

1.) Slang term in reference to a person being like the female genitalia in the same fashion as vag

2.) A slang term, in jest due to its nature, for a plane used at the United States Air Force Academy. The United States Air Force operates three de Havilland DHC-6 Twin Otters for the United States Air Force Academy's skydiving team. The cadets affectionately call the aircraft the "'Twatter."

1.) "She is the king twatter"

2.) "Did you see the Twatter fly over?"

by SirRahh June 26, 2008

twisted sister

a fucking awsime band intent on bing as tough as possible while dressing in drag and making awsome music.
known for the songs, i wanna rock and we're not gonna take it

we're not gonna take it, no we ain't gonna take it, we're not gonna take it anymore

by amelia June 8, 2005

twitter twat

A no-life freak who spends all his/her waking hours tweeting, reading tweets, and searching for people on Twitter.
A complete loser.

Becky has become a twitter twat

by mangonzo April 28, 2010

twitterpation

The state of being entirely infatuated with someone

They've been together a while. It looks like they're in pure twitterpation.

by gingrich April 9, 2008