talking tom

A talking tom is someone who has no original thoughts and just repeats everything you say right after you say it.

She is such a talking tom. Having a conversation with her is like talking into a digital voice recorder and hitting instant playback.

by Keegols March 20, 2016

Myspace Tom

A lonely man who created myspace in an attempt to make everyone his friend.

Myspace Tom: "Please be my friend!"

by dfsfdsdfsdfku March 21, 2009

tom cruised

the act of manipulation, religious force feeding, and or impregnated and left to be a single parent.

Hey Jennifer!
I heard Kevin Tom Cruised you real, real bad.
Oh well, go change my car oil you cunt

by Christian Hates People who read his name December 20, 2007

Tom Brady

New England Patriots quarterback. Disliked by most men outside of New England not only because he usually spanks their respective teams but also because most of their girlfriends think of Tom Brady during intercourse.

"My girlfriend had three orgasms with me last night,thanks Tom Brady!"

"did you see the colts last night? They looked like a high school ladies football team!Thanks Tom Brady"

by Devon B February 10, 2008

Tom Hanks

Verb. to shoot at a heavily armored vehicle with a pistol in hopes of destroying it

man1: "Dude we're getting pinned down by that tank!"

Man2: "Hold on im gonna go Tom Hanks this thing..."

by TacticalNinjas June 17, 2012

Tom Cat

A man who chases after women that have either been recently separated, or divorced.
A man that chases after a woman especially if he knows that her man is cheating on her.
A man that crashes at a woman's home to "make sure that she is okay" after she has been left or kicked her current spouse or partner out of that home.

You better not leave that girl or there will be tom cats at the door.
That dude is such a tom cat...see how he just crept up on that

by a married woman January 5, 2011

tom cruise

A threat to couches around America.

Tom Cruise has a happy smile.

by sukebe December 1, 2006